The last time I made love to my wife, it was ridiculous. I mean nothing was happening. I looked at her and said, “What’s the matter? You can’t think of anyone either?”
(Rodney Dangerfield)
Q: Everyone knows that at sea, if a man falls in the ocean you should shout “Man Overboard!” What do you shout if a woman falls in?
Lynde: “FULL SPEED AHEAD!!”
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