rootabaga
Android Expert
Yes, indeed.
Volume 1 is why she’s mad, as in angry. Volume 2 is why she’s mad, as in crazy!!
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Volume 1 is why she’s mad, as in angry. Volume 2 is why she’s mad, as in crazy!!
Volume 2 would be a yellow sticky that says "it's YOUR fault"
rootabaga
Android Expert
I thought that was V. 3?!?
All married men can relate....
UH, not all... and that's all I'm gonna say about that
So you're the one married guy that's actually still getting "it" on a regular basis. CongratsUH, not all... and that's all I'm gonna say about that
If I'm the only one that's pretty sad... but thank you
As perv as you are, Treb, it's difficult to imagine you not getting lucky very often - I sorta visualize your bedroom as being decorated like "Madam Trixie's Dungeon of Discipline" or something... but I digress...
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
So how do you know Trixie, Chief? And her dungeon? 🤣
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Someone has been running their mouth on the internet and when I find out who he, she, him, her, they, them are they will be getting a good spanking
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Someone has been running their mouth on the internet and when I find out who he, she, him, her, they, them are they will be getting a good spanking
That might be a show to catch.
rootabaga
Android Expert
Even a online porn addiction can destroy that trust. It doesn’t require overt physical activity.
Yes, you are indeed correct. Thank you for that.
I heard porn and "came" as quick as I could.
At this point in our marriage (almost 34 years), it's as much about being together as it is about sex... which is awesome, but it's more about just... being. Much like our desire for "stuff" when we were younger: now our desire is more for experiencing life together.
Speaking of experiencing things...
The Darling Bride considers my rapier wit both a blessing and a curse. She often is at a loss for the right word: and I will offer it up to her from my extensive vocabulary (which she genuinely appreciates). However, on rare occasions I just can't control that evil dude on my left shoulder, telling me to go for it and give her a VERY wrong word. I recall her being on the phone (early in our marriage) with her out of state brother in law, who I liked a great deal. Very knowledgeable guy. She was talking about how she had wanted to buy something or other, and she had been really debating herself on whether to buy it while it was available; or wait and hope it goes on sale but risk missing it. I suggested to her that she was mass-debating herself... and she repeated it to him!
"Yeah, I was mass-debating myself..."
"You were WHAT?!?!?!" he replied loudly.
Of course, at that point I was on the kitchen floor, doubled over laughing. I could hear him on the speaker phone howling with laughter... and THEN she realized what I'd just caused her to say. "I am going to KILL YOU!" she screamed with embarrassment.
Not often do moments like that happen: when they do, though, I can bank on it that she'll trust me 100% and just parrot whatever...
"Yeah, I was mass-debating myself..."
"You were WHAT?!?!?!" he replied loudly.
Of course, at that point I was on the kitchen floor, doubled over laughing. I could hear him on the speaker phone howling with laughter... and THEN she realized what I'd just caused her to say. "I am going to KILL YOU!" she screamed with embarrassment.
Not often do moments like that happen: when they do, though, I can bank on it that she'll trust me 100% and just parrot whatever...
Brave man.
I know how her gadgets work - she can't afford to get rid of me! I've done worse... a lot worse (I cost her a nice job once but we won't talk about that one)!
You know my first wife passed away. I've been married to my second wife for 5.5 years now. I've learned from the mistakes I made with the first model. This model certainly is benefiting from my level of experience. So is my 21 month old!
Good for you! We should all live our lives in such a way that we'll end up with the longest funeral procession in our town's history... meanwhile, I know people who, when they die, I have to wonder if the hearse will even show up. People won't care how much you know until they know how much you care - get out there, volunteer and be a blessing to others... inspiring them to do the same.
