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The Punny Side of Life

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Whoever writes some of these synopses on a TV app needs a big raise. Honestly, the sky is the limit!

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Our next-door neighbors have been arguing for a few months. Money problems. We hear them yelling at each other well into the night, almost every night.

Last night, police cars lit up the neighborhood as they pulled into their driveway. The wife was escorted out in handcuffs and was taken to jail. Reports today reveal that she snapped and went at him with a knife. She had attempted to cut off his penis but he dodged the knife at the last moment.

She is now facing missed-a-weiner charges.
 
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