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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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That one would be hard to top.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
- Groucho in Animal Crackers
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Then we tried to remove the tusks. The tusks. That's not so easy to say. Tusks.
You try it some time. As I say, we tried to remove the tusks. But they were embedded so firmly we couldn't budge them.
Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
- Groucho in Animal Crackers
jefboyardee
Extreme Android User
I wouldn't be a baker but I knead the dough.
The lens maker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.
He lit up when asked about the day's events..
andruoid
Android Expert
That's a Gouda one!
K
Kaat72
Guest
Spanish authorities have foiled a terror plot against a popular bullfighter. Terrorists had surgically implanted an explosive device in the bull, to be remotely detonated during the fight. Spokesperson called the act "abominable".
andruoid
Android Expert
Spanish authorities have foiled a terror plot against a popular bullfighter. Terrorists had surgically implanted an explosive device in the bull, to be remotely detonated during the fight. Spokesperson called the act "abominable".
If it went off, there would be a lot of bull everywhere.
You gotta hand it to the investigators... their reputation was at steak! 