The Punny Side of Life

[dontpanicbobby]

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

 

[dan330]

and when you fall in love..

you are screwed

 

[andruoid]

That's a Grizzly statement but a good Kodiak moment.

 

[andruoid]

Oh fur goodness sake, I'll paws.

 

[shalemail]

 

[jefboyardee]

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Spoiler

2:30

 

[The_Chief]

I used to be an archaeologist. My career ended up in ruins...

 

[lunatic59]

 

[olbriar]

The volcanologist had an accident and Krakatoa.

 

[olbriar]

I hate it when that happens. Especially in the winter when caldera is prevalent. It really initiates a ring of fire.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[dan330]

^^^^
now.. where have I seen that before??? hhhmmm.....

 

[Unforgiven]

^^^^
now.. where have I seen that before??? hhhmmm.....

Just doin' what I'm told. I didn't know this thread existed.

 

[dan330]

know body no(s)

 

[Granite1]

two pretzels were walking down the road one day.... one of them was assaulted.

 

[The_Chief]

That was twisted and cheesy... but at least you mustard up the courage to post it

 

[dontpanicbobby]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy".- Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

 

[The_Chief]

 

[andruoid]

 

[andruoid]

 

[andruoid]

 

[andruoid]

 

[andruoid]

 

[andruoid]

Cow 3.14.

 

[andruoid]

Never too soon to avoid Cow π