The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[Unforgiven]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1991668658544779361

 

[IHateMyTreo]

With apologies for the FB link (may be a public link), here's some hilarious wisdom from a fellow "henpeckee" concerning "things I never knew when I was single."

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=572552604413223

I wonder what would happen if I forwarded that to my wife? Nope, there's no wondering. Funeral would be tomorrow.

 

[BrickHouse]

I wonder what would happen if I forwarded that to my wife? Nope, there's no wondering. Funeral would be tomorrow.

You've learned that lesson well.
My grandmother told me (when I was about 11 or so) "never argue with ANYTHING that can bleed for a week and live" ..... didn't take me too long to figure out what she meant.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

OUCH!

 

[IHateMyTreo]

nuff said. Make your own joke.

 

[The_Chief]

For those of us who are married and have made more than a few laps around the Sun, all I can say is: consider pellet hormone replacement therapy (for both of you) from a reputable clinic. We're on our second round of pellets, with a third round scheduled early January... and our love life is better now, in our 60s, than it was thirty years ago. I'd love to tell you more but I won't.

 

[IHateMyTreo]

For those of us who are married and have made more than a few laps around the Sun, all I can say is: consider pellet hormone replacement therapy (for both of you) from a reputable clinic. We're on our second round of pellets, with a third round scheduled early January... and our love life is better now, in our 60s, than it was thirty years ago. I'd love to tell you more but I won't.

Pictures or it didn't happen 🤣

 

[BrickHouse]

Pictures or it didn't happen 🤣

voyer? Naughty, naughty .....

 

[rootabaga]

Pictures or it didn't happen 🤣

Speaking solely for myself, I have no interest in seeing intimate pictures of senior citizens...

 

[rootabaga]

At least now we know what our spouses really mean when they tell us we are enough...

 

[Milo Willamson]

At least now we know what our spouses really mean when they tell us we are enough...

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Hahaaa. I hopefully we do not have clones of us.