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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

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For those of us who are married and have made more than a few laps around the Sun, all I can say is: consider pellet hormone replacement therapy (for both of you) from a reputable clinic. We're on our second round of pellets, with a third round scheduled early January... and our love life is better now, in our 60s, than it was thirty years ago. I'd love to tell you more but I won't.
 
The_Chief said:
For those of us who are married and have made more than a few laps around the Sun, all I can say is: consider pellet hormone replacement therapy (for both of you) from a reputable clinic. We're on our second round of pellets, with a third round scheduled early January... and our love life is better now, in our 60s, than it was thirty years ago. I'd love to tell you more but I won't.
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A wealthy man visits his lawyer and tells him he has just found out he is terminally ill and wants to amend his will.

"No problem," says the lawyer. "What's the change?"

"Well, I want to leave everything, down to the last cent, to my wife, but with the proviso that she must remarry within twenty days."

"Twenty days?," queries the lawyer, "That seems quite short and it's an unusual request. Can you explain it to me?"

"Simple," replies the old guy. "I want at least one guy to be sorry I died."
 
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