The Punny Side of Life

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

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What parta da Bronx you from?

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

Q: How does a daddy electron watch over his baby electron?

A: By keeping an ion him!

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[puppykickr]

waitress:
"what can i get for you today, sir?"

customer:
"i would like to see the menu, please."

waitress:
"sir, the men i please is none of your business."

 

[ozonetrooper]

I just got word that while the Ringling Circus was performing in New York City the clown car blew a tire, went out of control, and ran over the bearded lady and two dwarfs, killing all three.

Police are calling it a freak accident.

 

[PitCarver]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I used to be a programmer for autocorrect.

They fried me for no raisin.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]