The Punny Side of Life

[olbriar]

I'll knot complain even though it walnut start. It's good looking when it's all spruced up and collectable being a stick shift. They nailed the design on this classic!

 

[rootabaga]

I'll knot complain even though it walnut start. It's good looking when it's all spruced up and collectable being a stick shift. They nailed the design on this classic!

The picture was a little grainy, though...

 

[BrickHouse]

The picture was a little grainy, though...

I'll knot content at length, nor try to fire up the engine.

 

[The_Chief]

I called my boss this morning and told him I wasn't coming into work because my legs didn't work.
"What kind of excuse is that?" he asked.
"A lame excuse", I replied...

 

[The_Chief]

An ancient Greek walked into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.
"Euripides?" asked the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replied the man.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

SLIGHT NSFW:

Spoiler

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

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[Milo Willamson]

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i wonder if you where serious when you show this to your family.. haha

 

[Notes_Norton]

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the ...
Minneapolis?

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers ...
The Times are rough

Sink or swim?
Sod it, I'm going in the pool. The dishes can wait!

My friend asked me to name two things that hold water.
"Well, Dam."

I think it is a good idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit
But that's just my two scents

So this kid comes home from school in panic and says Dad, they are all picking on me…are we pyromaniacs?
The dad looks down sadly and says. We arson.

4 asked 5 out but got rejected ...
Cause it was 2 squared.

My wife told me to stop counting.
But I didn't one two.

 

[The_Chief]