3 word story....

[riffdex]

invented the iBoard

 

[G.Armour]

Which was extremely

 

[riffdex]

successful because Apple

 

[ElasticNinja]

's cock is

 

[riffdex]

's cock is

So small that

(You were supposed to say "made it" )

 

[ElasticNinja]

viagra cant help

 

[johnlgalt]

it at all.

 

[ElasticNinja]

the irish economy

 

[riffdex]

's based on potatoes.

 

[G.Armour]

but noone really

 

[riffdex]

cares because Apple

 

[G.Armour]

just totally blows

 

[Bramsy]

And is overpriced

 

[G.Armour]

All because of

 

[twospirits]

a marketing department

 

[riffdex]

That preys upon

 

[Bramsy]

Sheep and other

 

[Bramsy]

Cool-aid drinking

 

[riffdex]

12 year olds

 

[Bramsy]

With very little

 

[riffdex]

imagination! One day,

 

[cableguynoe]

There will be

 

[riffdex]

a revolution, and

 

[LOL DROID]

no more rules

 

[heyitsericc]

in my pants