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a bit of history...

quest7

Android Enthusiast
There is a bit of**history
buff in all of us.

Here are some*interesting
tidbits that just*maybe you
didn't know.


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In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was
either sculpted or painted.* Some paintings of George Washington showed
him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed
both legs and both arms.* Prices charged by painters were not based on how
many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms
and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more.. Hence
the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.'**
(Artists know hands and arms are more difficult to paint)

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As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a
year (May and October) Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their
heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good
wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would
carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30
minutes.* The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big
wig.' Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone
appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

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In the late 1700's, many houses consisted of a large room with
only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was
used for dining. The 'head of the household' always sat in the chair while
everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was usually a
man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair
meant you were important and in charge.* They called the one sitting in
the chair the 'chair man.' Today in business, we use the expression or title
'Chairman' or 'Chairman of the Board.'

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Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result,
many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would
spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions.*
When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another
woman's face she was told, 'mind your own bee's wax.'* Should the woman
smile, the wax would crack, hence the term 'crack a smile'.* In addition,
when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . . Therefore, the
expression 'losing face.'


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Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper
and dignified woman, as in 'straight laced'. . Wore a tightly tied lace.


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Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was
a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the 'Ace of
Spades.'* To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead.
Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid
or dumb because they weren't 'playing with a full deck.'


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Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine
what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or
radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and
bars.* They were told to 'go sip some ale' and listen to people's
conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at
different times.* 'You go sip here' and 'You go sip there.' The two words
'go sip' were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus
we have the term 'gossip.'


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At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and
quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers
and keep the drinks coming.* She had to pay close attention and remember
who was drinking in 'pints' and who was drinking in 'quarts,' hence the term
'minding your'P's and Q's '


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One more and betting you didn't know this!

In the heyday of sailing ships, all warships and many freighters
carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls.* It was
necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon.* However, how to prevent
them from rolling about the deck?* The best storage method devised was a
round-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine,
which rested on sixteen..* Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked
in a small area right next to the cannon.* There was only one
problem...how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under
the others. The solution was a brass-ring called a 'Monkey' with 16 round
indentations. NOW BRASS was used because it didn't make a spark if it hit
anything and there was a lot of BLACK POWER on the floor or ground around the
cannon

However, 'Brass Monkeys.' Few landlubbers realize that brass
contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.


*
Consequently, when the
temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that
the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey..* Thus, it was quite
literally, 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.' (All this
time, you thought that was an improper expression, didn't you.)
 
A rat can last longer without water than a
camel.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
every two weeks or it will digest itself.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a
tittle.
A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne
will bounce up and

down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat
and cannot find a mate.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you
from crying.
A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2".
During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small
red car can be seen

in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents
daily!
(That explains a few mysteries....)
Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were
made of wood.
The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per

side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange,

purple and silver.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into
space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II
killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will

instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who

discovered this??)
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down

so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in

the USA."
The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which

stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your
thumb.
The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player

for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola,
so they called themselves Motorola.
Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your
back, you cannot

sink into quicksand.
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories
to eat a

piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie
Chaplin
look-alike contest.
An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it
illegal for a woman
to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
The Guinness Book of Records holds the record
for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
The glue on Israeli postage is certified
kosher.
Bats always turn left when exiting a
cave!
 
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
a great king from history:
Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has
one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in
battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of
natural causes.
 
A tinker's dam was a little piece of worthless clay used to hold an expensive metal, say silver, in place during a repair. When the repair was completed, the clay dam was simply brushed to the floor.

Not worth a tinker's dam.
 
I believe chilver rhymes with silver.

One expert predicts that by 2050, most people will actually believe that some can have tough roads to hoe, that points can indeed be mute, that voila will be pronounced and written wa-la, and that we'll truly have to orientate our thinking on a lot of things.
 
1) thomas edison didnt invent the light bulb, joseph swan did 2) honey is the only food that dont spoil. 3) able lincoln bought 50 cents of cocain in 1860 4) fungi is more related to humans and animals than plants 5) the total weight of the worlds ants is more than the weight of the human population 6) every drop of sea water contains approxamately 1 billion gold atoms 7) the cigarette lighter was invented before the match. . . . . . . . hmmm what other facts ppl might not know
 
a blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm wen it ejaculates only 10 percent of which makes it in his mate....so 360 gallons goes into the ocean no wonder the waters salty
a humpback whales penis is 10 ft long and threir testes weigh over a ton
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Houseflies land on a variety of disgusting things. If a highly contaminated housefly lands on the tip of your tongue, it can kill you
 
a blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm wen it ejaculates only 10 percent of which makes it in his mate....so 360 gallons goes into the ocean no wonder the waters salty

i knew this

a dork is also a whales penis :p
i was called a dork all through highschool, so apparently im a big penis that shoots 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates :p i tell ya i can leave a mess. :p
 
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born

Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

A normal person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few weeks

Polar bears have more problems with overheating than they do with cold. Even in very cold weather, they quickly overheat when they try to run.

The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

The polar bear's compact ears and small tail also help prevent heat loss

The 73% of people who buy Valentine's Day flowers are men, while only 27 percent are women.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

The Jules Undersea Lodge is an underwater hotel in Key Largo, Florida and is the only such hotel in the United States. It is 30 feet (9 m) deep on the ocean floor and guests have to scuba dive to get to their rooms.

Polar bears have two layers of fur for further protection from the cold.

The word 'set ' has the most number of definitions in the English language: 192

After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.

A camel's hump is not used for water storage, but camels can go for long periods of time without water. They drink large amounts of water up to 20 gallons at a time. This water is stored in the animal's bloodstream.

Global Positioning System (GPS) is the only system today that can show your exact position on the Earth anytime, in any weather, no matter where you are!
 
According to several prominent local (Utah) western authors and historians that presumably know the history of the 'Old West', carrying a gun in most small towns was frowned upon and not allowed. One had to turn in his guns at the local sheriff's office and pick them up when they leave town.

I always thought the Wild Wild West was a much more wilder wilder place.

Bob
 
That's true. That bit in the story of Tombstone and Wyatt Earp where he enforced that was not the big deal that the movies made it out to be. No need to wait to see what happened when out-of-towners hit the local saloon or the local merchants - guns and alcohol and guns and shopping centers have been known to not mix well for some time.
 
Ruin? I thought it was hilarious someone actually took the time to deal with that.

Besides - we know nothing of the African swallow.

OK - promise I won't post it again.

And for all I know, it's that thinking that led to the total weight of ants - that in itself cracks me up.
 
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