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A little political humor...

hakr100 said:
"The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If that goes well, they’ll see what they can do about this whole 'women voting' thing."
---Conan O'Brien :cool:
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"Dick Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The doctors discovered the problem during Cheney’s annual autopsy." :D
---David Letterman
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"You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? At some point a pit bull does stop whining." :rolleyes:
---Bill Maher
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"There was a really awkward moment when the Chinese president met President Obama’s daughters and asked them, 'So what factories do you kids work at?'" ;)
---Jay Leno
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"Joe Lieberman announced he won't run for re-election. In a related story, Steven Seagal removed himself from Oscar contention." :D
---Stephen Colbert
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Hmmmmm....

I don't mean to be rude to you hakr1000 but I don't find these jokes funny at all. Not one single tiny bit. This is not funny here.

These are serious....real life problems.... and laughing at them like a 2 year old doesn't do any good and is just simply immature.

You might be angry about something wether it be political or whatever... but try not to be childish about it. Just talk about it nicely...

And I really don't want to hurt ur feelings at all and sorry in advance if I do.

Hell we can all be foolish at times and I can be childish at times too I know I am very childish sometimes... but that is what life is all about... learning from your mistakes. Everyone needs to learn from their mistakes...

So why not talk about it like an adult? You can do it if you really want to. Try to be more diplomatic.

Keep well dude. And yes I am no angel either!

Sorry if i have hurt ur feelings i am just trying to help.

Regards

Stinky
 
wow stinky. i think you're taking life way too seriously

hakr i thought they were pretty damn hilarious! LOL especially the first one
 
Ja maybe i take life too seriously sometimes but these 2 jokes are what really got me slightly upset:

hakr100 said:
"You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? At some point a pit bull does stop whining." :rolleyes:
---Bill Maher
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"There was a really awkward moment when the Chinese president met President Obama
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shadowninty said:
the 1st I'd a. Palin reference, the 2nd is a reference to the relatively high levels of child labour in developing parts of Asia
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Hmm wait sorry I am very confused now... :confused:

Who is Palin?

I thought it was referring to saying women winge all the time but dogs don't winge / cry at all or something... and that is horribly sexist in my opinoin.

But now I am confused again....wasn't the 2nd joke calling all Chinese folk slave labourers or something and being racist? :confused:

Wow...I am very sorry i have miss interprted here... i think I am very confused actually now that i think about... damn...

Where i live it's considered very rude to say a racist / sexist joke. But now that i see it... i don't think it was either!

I am very sorry if i have miss understood and did not 100% understand the jokes!

Wow I am very sorry! My bad!

You Americans have a strange culture hey?

I sincerley apologize everyone and espicially to hakr100. I am very sorry if I missunderstood here.

Sorry! I hope you can forgive my stupidity hakr1000! ;)

Keep well buddy!

Regards

Stinky
 
Stinky Stinky said:
Ja maybe i take life too seriously sometimes but these 2 jokes are what really got me slightly upset:



These 2 jokes are racist and sexist. That's not funny in my books. I am not 100% that comfortable with this.

It's fine to joke about saying how you disagree with a certain politcal view but bringing out the racist jokes is not cool.

I am not comfortable with that at all... I am sorry but i disagree with racism. Even if you are just joking. Some people are bound to get offended.

These are serious life problems and laughing about it is wrong.

Okay look maybe I am a bit too serious sometimes but why bring out the racist ones?

And i really do apologize if i have misunderstood. But that's how i read it and i am very sorry if i am wrong.

I would have been fine with the other jokes but not those 2. Sorry but I don't like that style.
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Uh, the first joke was a variation on one Pit Bull Palin told on herself, and the second had nothing to do with anything but China's proclivity for child labor.
 
hakr100 said:
Uh, the first joke was a variation on one Pit Bull Palin told on herself, and the second had nothing to do with anything but China's proclivity for child labor.
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Wow!

I am very very sorry about this mess hakr1000!

My sincerest apologies dude! :)

I just did not understand 100%!

Wow... i am very sorry about this whole mess!

You guys have a very different culture... I just don't understand some of the things you people say... but it's all good :)

Thanhx and I am extremely sorry for the mess! :D

hahaha i will have a look at this Palin person sometime lol

Sorry!
 
shadowninty said:
you are the first person I've talked to (on the web or erm real life) who does not know of Sarah Palin! :p
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Hahah lol it just goes to show how little I know about the USA i was totally clueless there for a second! :)

Wow the dudes in the USA have a very different culture to us down here hey?

Hmm very strange culture... but i guess you guys think my culture is just as strange too!

We have different jokes here like: "Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill" type thing :)

So what is with the pit bull and this Sarah Palin person anywayz?

hahahah lol very funny this whole thing! :D

I will check wikipedia about her lol ... very silly misinterpretation from me. ;)

And i am very sorry for this mess!

Sorry hakr100 keep well dude my apologies! :)
 
Crude said:
Troll
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I made a mistake and I am very sorry if I was trolling. It was an honest mistake because i dont' get your American news! lol :o

I am really sorry if i trolled it was not intentional.

My apologies.
 
nlsme said:
Trolling is intentional. Sounds like you honostly didn't know. So, to me, you were not trolling.
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Hahah ja I am stilll a bit embarrassed about the whole thing lol! :o

I felt a bit silly after I had said all that mean stuff but i don't get your news here but I have heard that Palin person comes from Alaska?

I thought Alaska was part of Canada not USA right? Or am I wrong agian?? :) hahaha lol i know nothing about your country lol! :)

And I saw Palin's page on wikipedia... I still don't know what the "Tea Party" is exactly??? :confused:

Weird... anywayz...

but Ja you are right nlsme dude... it honestly was not my intention to troll. I sincerely apologize to everyone here if i hurt any1's feelings... Sorry about this mess! :(

Thanx nlsme dude you're cool man! :)

Keep well

Regards

Stinky
 
No worries. Nobody knows anything about South Africa or cares about it for that matter.

Everyone is obsessed with America so we are used to it. Feed off our media and entertainment, etc.
 
jamor said:
Nobody knows anything about South Africa or cares about it for that matter.
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Hmm try to be less rude please. I did say I was sorry...
I am not 120% sure why you said this.

Hmm I am still confused between this weird "war" between the Republicans and Democrates...

They are both bad in my opinoin but that's just me and I shouldn't be talking anyway because I have no idea what goes in the USA anywayz.

I have a query... What is the "Tea Party"? Is it to do with the Boston Tea Party back in the 1700's?

I did not really catch on with that one. Is it the Boston Tea Party??? :confused:

I am completely confused about it... I hope someone can explain it to me lol if they have the patience... :)
 
Stinky Stinky said:
Hmm try to be less rude please. I did say I was sorry...

Hmm I am still confused between this weird "war" between the Republicans and Democrates...

They are both bad in my opinoin but that's just me and I shouldn't be talking anyway because I have no idea what goes in the USA anywayz.

I have a query... What is the "Tea Party"? Is it to do with the Boston Tea Party back in the 1700's?

I did not really catch on with that one. Is it the Boston Tea Party??? :confused:

I am completely confused about it... I hope someone can explain it to me lol if they have the patience... :)
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Google is your best bet for some of these answers. Here is an overview of the tea party movement:
Tea Party movement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
jamor said:
No worries. Nobody knows anything about South Africa or cares about it for that matter.

Everyone is obsessed with America so we are used to it. Feed off our media and entertainment, etc.
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You wanna know something?

I am actually pretty damn offended by what you just posted.

Saying that every one thinks my country is "pathetic" or don't care about it is really not on and I am bloody damn offended. Yes my country has problems... but you have no right to say this...

Why just why?

I said i was sorry to you a long time ago for my mistake... it was a mistake. Plain and simple - I did not mean to do it.

And I am very very sorry for what I said to you. But this... i don't like this behaviour.

I think you should apologize.
 
Stinky Stinky said:
You wanna know something?

I am actually pretty damn offended by what you just posted.

Saying that every one thinks my country is "pathetic" or don't care about it is really not on and I am bloody damn offended. Yes my country has problems... but you have no right to say this...

Why just why?

I said i was sorry to you a long time ago for my mistake... it was a mistake. Plain and simple - I did not mean to do it.

And I am very very sorry for what I said to you. But this... i don't like this behaviour.

I think you should apologize.
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Stinky, I think the post was dripping with sarcasm if I'm not badly mistaken. :)
 
bwt51 said:
Stinky, I think the post was dripping with sarcasm if I'm not badly mistaken. :)
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SHIT! :confused:

Are you serious?! :(:(:(

Awww damn i am really not used to the American sense of humour!

Jeepers your culture is very diffferrent to minne!

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:(:(:(:(:(

Jeepers that's twice in a row i have not understood your jokes! :(

Damn I really do apologize!!

Sorry jamor friend! :(

CRAP THIS IS BAD!

Oh my god I am so sorry! :(

I am ashamed... :(

I really just don't understand your jokes sometimes ... wow i am really sorry!

Shit it just isn't my day today!

I would not last 2 seconds in the USA.... :(
 
Don't take it so hard Stinky, it's often difficult to detect a poster's tone without visual or audio cues even for people of the same culture.
 
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