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[9to5cynic]

"Hey T'res, you do realize that's on speakerphone right?" "So, danforth, how do we get out of here?" I speak towards the phone.

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:rofl:

 

[karandpr]

"More importantly ,where do we get more chromium ? "

 

[Yeahha]

"Um Cain you are in the desert...I would think you can walk out...I suggested going in a single direction..."

 

[Yeahha]

"If you guys get back to forgam I will give you as much Chromium as you can drink"

 

[9to5cynic]

"Danforth, we're at an oasis right now, would you happen to know the layout of this desert? It's pretty hot out here..."

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[Yeahha]

"That area is uncharted territory, it changes too much for a map"

 

[9to5cynic]

"Alright. Thanks Danforth."
"Well, which direction should we go from here?" I ask the rest of the group. "Which way looks best to you Mimzy?"

 

[karandpr]

"hang on a sec Cain "
Dials a no.
"hello ,johngalt's pizza ,I want two hundred extra cheese pizzas with diced capsicum and tropical red cherries ....."

 

[Yeahha]

"Johngalt's pizza how may I halep you?"

 

[karandpr]

"Like I said ,I want two hundred extra cheese pizzas with diced capsicum and tropical red cherries . Make the delivery at the Oasis by the bay ,Unat"

 

[Yeahha]

"Sir we are located in Vipa we don't deliver to the Unat"

 

[Yeahha]

"If you want we can set the order for carry out"

 

[karandpr]

"I am ordering 200 pizzas .And it says ,ships to every part of world for orders above 100 .Plus you get a healthy tip .."

 

[Yeahha]

"Sir I'm sorry we don't deliver to the Unat, not to mention 200 pizzas would cost 4000 GC"

 

[karandpr]

"Will pay you 5000 GC if you deliver it here .4000 GC + 1000 GC as a tip "

 

[Yeahha]

"I am not going to send one of my delivery guys to their death for a measly 5000GC"

 

[karandpr]

"How about 15000 GC ? "

 

[Yeahha]

"How about 50,000 and payment needs to be made before delivery is started"

 

[9to5cynic]

"T'res, ask him if he'll send a rescue crew." :rofl:

 

[karandpr]

"No deal .I can give you 15K in advance and the rest in Gold after I receive the pizzas . "

 

[Yeahha]

"Sorry sir it is not worth the risk...since I don't think you are going to take it Carry out I must assist other customers. Have a great day please visit next time you are in Vipa" he hangs up the phone

 

[karandpr]

"Damn you .In hell "
Calls another number .
" Hello , Ginger-freight services . Can you tell me the location of your branch in Unat ? "

 

[Yeahha]

"Yeah we don't have one in Unat just like everyone else...you stupid?"

 

[agentc13]

"Why don't you just teleport us out? "
@yeahha

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can I teleport?

 

[karandpr]

"fine .Your mom is fat btw ."
slams the phone