joe71
Android Expert
Okay so by now most of you have heard, seen or read about some huge plan to over run the top secret military base known as area 51 in September of this year.
Perhaps you yourself have signed up for this stunt.
For the record there are two roads that lead into area 51. However both roads end at the boundaries of area 51 with the actual facilities of area 51 still being several miles away.
You can attempt to approach through the surrounding mountains and foot hills but your talking about an extremely long walk and I do mean extremely long.
Okay so let's say by some pure stroke of genius you actually managed to get past the motion detectors , the roaming patrols of heavily arm private security officers who do like it or not have the legal authorization to shoot you dead and actually managed to get on to the actual facilities site of area 51.
What are you going to see before your either shot or arrested?
Your going to see lots of people , vehicles helicopters and fixed wing aircraft. You will see people testing engines and perhaps a new military jet which will look like most other jets use by our military.
So what about the Aliens and UFO's . While I can not say whether or not either of those are at area 51, the chances of you seeing them are well zero
The majority of the daily activity at area 51 takes place inside windowless buildings or deep underground.
These require you have to have keys, the right ID, finger print, retina scan, and even if you again by some stroke of unbelievably pure luck got your hands a set of keys, ID badge or several as you would need different IDs for different areas
To enter certain area your going to need an escort and this will be provided by an arm security officer. Before entering desire location, a another security personnel or member of the military or civilian will take your ID or IDs and verify they are legit.
They will verify your employment status and security level
Which is done the old fashion way by checking an actual paper file.
Then after all that they are going to check to see if you are scheduled to be there.
At which point your unbelievable luck will run out.
What will follow next is undescribable night mare for you, your family, your friends, everyone you know as every single two bit government agency of the United States takes a sudden interested in your life
Which will never be the same.
So be smart if you do come to Nevada in September, hit the casino's, catch a show, get drunk and wasted on a Friday and wake up Sunday afternoon finding out you married the world's ugliest hooker or gigalo
Perhaps you yourself have signed up for this stunt.
For the record there are two roads that lead into area 51. However both roads end at the boundaries of area 51 with the actual facilities of area 51 still being several miles away.
You can attempt to approach through the surrounding mountains and foot hills but your talking about an extremely long walk and I do mean extremely long.
Okay so let's say by some pure stroke of genius you actually managed to get past the motion detectors , the roaming patrols of heavily arm private security officers who do like it or not have the legal authorization to shoot you dead and actually managed to get on to the actual facilities site of area 51.
What are you going to see before your either shot or arrested?
Your going to see lots of people , vehicles helicopters and fixed wing aircraft. You will see people testing engines and perhaps a new military jet which will look like most other jets use by our military.
So what about the Aliens and UFO's . While I can not say whether or not either of those are at area 51, the chances of you seeing them are well zero
The majority of the daily activity at area 51 takes place inside windowless buildings or deep underground.
These require you have to have keys, the right ID, finger print, retina scan, and even if you again by some stroke of unbelievably pure luck got your hands a set of keys, ID badge or several as you would need different IDs for different areas
To enter certain area your going to need an escort and this will be provided by an arm security officer. Before entering desire location, a another security personnel or member of the military or civilian will take your ID or IDs and verify they are legit.
They will verify your employment status and security level
Which is done the old fashion way by checking an actual paper file.
Then after all that they are going to check to see if you are scheduled to be there.
At which point your unbelievable luck will run out.
What will follow next is undescribable night mare for you, your family, your friends, everyone you know as every single two bit government agency of the United States takes a sudden interested in your life
Which will never be the same.
So be smart if you do come to Nevada in September, hit the casino's, catch a show, get drunk and wasted on a Friday and wake up Sunday afternoon finding out you married the world's ugliest hooker or gigalo
