IOWA
Mr. Logic Pants
1. I would tell you to leave.
2. If you refused, I would call the sheriff.
3. His deputy would tell you to leave.
4. If you didn't, he'd arrest you and take you to jail.
Now, if you tried to break into my house, I would call the sheriff *after* I had incapacitated you.
Shoot first, ask questions later.

way to change your point when you were disproven though

