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Anyone ever been Green Man?

egordon42

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OK a disclaimer, this is a totally serious thread. Has anyone dressed up like Green Man before?

So, Yes, I am being Green Man for Halloween. If you don't watch It's Always Sunny and don't know who Green Man is, youtube it.

A few concerns of mine: my... package will be front and center. I'm planning on wearing boxer briefs. Thoughts on that? Also, I'm going to New Orleans, so I'm going to be drinking myself stupid and I'm really concerned about the bathroom situation. Any advice on these two issues would be greatly appreciated.
 
OK a disclaimer, this is a totally serious thread. Has anyone dressed up like Green Man before?

So, Yes, I am being Green Man for Halloween. If you don't watch It's Always Sunny and don't know who Green Man is, youtube it.

A few concerns of mine: my... package will be front and center. I'm planning on wearing boxer briefs. Thoughts on that? Also, I'm going to New Orleans, so I'm going to be drinking myself stupid and I'm really concerned about the bathroom situation. Any advice on these two issues would be greatly appreciated.

In New Orleans, apparently it's a big thing to be Green Man and wear Saints apparel.
 
Really? I could see that, Ive seen youtube videos of other people wearing some articles of clothing here and there. I was thinking about wearing other stuff, maybe undies on the outside or something, but then... that wouldn't be Green Man.
 
Where did green man come from? I know what it is.. have seen them at lots of sports events. Anyone care to give the brief rundown on origin?

As far as pissing goes.. I would assume if the outfit has no fly of some sort.. you would just have to deal with using a stall every time and just take it all the way off to your knees to piss? lol
 
Green Man is Charlie on It's Always Sunny, he wears it at times because he thinks it's hilarious but nobody else does. There's more to it, but that's the jist of it.

Yeah what I'm really worried about is that I'm going to have to have a "bathroom buddy", and have him unzip me all the way to my knees every time I have to go.
 
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