Are my reading comprehension skills rusty?

[Dngrsone]

You, darn kid . . get of my lawn, dag nabbit. BTW, the noise in the background is the walker, sorry, I need oil. I lost the can after oiling my fake hip. Time for my Geritol drip and some soft pudding at the 3:00 dinner hour, so where did I leave my teeth? At least my memory is great.

You, darn kid . . get of my lawn, dag nabbit. BTW, the noise in the background is the walker, sorry, I need oil. I lost the can after oiling my fake hip. Time for my Geritol drip and some soft pudding at the 3:00 dinner hour, so where did I leave my teeth? At least my memory is great.

What? Is this thing on?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/08/article-1249468-02A9E07400000578-757_468x286.jpg

As I was saying, You, darn kid . . get of my lawn, dag nabbit.

I guess that's why you're a 'Senior Member', huh?

 

[jhtalisman]

Sorry, but any large pizza (with up to 5 toppings, including specialties!), means one or the other, but not both. You cannot order a Meat Lover's pizza and expect them to add olives, anchovies, pineapple, alfredo sauce and green peppers on top of that. To think that is asinine.