BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!!!! Read this thread or you haven't lived until you have read it!

[Member243850]

WARNING EVERYBODY!!!!

I have been sent from the heavens themself to tell you all about some very imoprtant news!!

Have you seen or heard of this very strange and... "creepy" man???? ....



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He looks like that but I can ASSURE you he is very "dangerous"!

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Well if you haven't you seen him then you should!

Do ya know why????

BECAUSE this guy USED to be my friend.... yes... UNTIL HE STARTED TO WATCH THE TELETUBIES!!!!!!

His crimes are now punishuble by the means of being alienated from everyone for no apparent reason what so ever!!!

You shoul be ashamed of yourself kelmar!!

Ya criminal!!!!



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[Kelmar]

It's ok stinky... we won't tell them that YOU sang it

 

[Member243850]

Lies!!!

No one listen to him he is dangerous!!!

whahahahaa!

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Because I not only sang it.... I WROTE IT.... PRODUCED IT.... AND ON TOP OF IT ALL... I DIRECTED IT

Shocking music:

DUM DUM DUMMMM!



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Director Stinky Speelberg wins!

 

[Kelmar]

I hear you did Barney too


Quick, everyone tell Stinky how AMAZING Barney is so that he doesn't feel bad about his failure!!!

 

[zuben el genub]

He ain't related to Paul the octopus that picked all the soccer teams right is he?

 

[sntaylor]

Couldn't upload the picture but hopefully this link will work.....clearly first attempt did not, here goes again!

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=t...aaH0AX01oC4Cg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=360&bih=567

 

[funkylogik]

:banghead::banghead:

 

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