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Calling All Grammar Nazi's

I am sorry guys I could not hear you over the sound of my awesome potatoes! :)

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I just remembered this thread, when I saw this pic...

"Kuusi palaa."

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Well, a bit offtopic, but never mind...

kuusi = six / spruce / 'your moon' (kuu = moon, -si = yours (as a suffix meaning you are owning)
palaa = be on fire / piece (pala, with suffix a it's a partitive form of cases) / to return

That remains me about my teacher in english: "Push your head through the windows and the pain is gone." (or the pane?)
 
Lol you guys really need to learn a REAL man's language ... you need to learn"Bull Dust-a-nese"

Then you talk crap like me all the time! :)
 
I am a master at "Pork-Chop-a-nese" - I learned the syntax like a mega "unparalleled" master king commando!

Look at how well I speak "pork chop" :D

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Look at this beautiful vicious stinky beautiful piggy :)

That's my girl :')

But she is not my girl when she tries to EAT other dogs! :mad:

Then she is a bad piggy! ... and nobody likes bad pigs! :mad:

Bad pig that eats other dogs =

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= a problem!
 
I remember I couldn't understand a word/sentence they said, when I was in Finland for a holiday. You guys truely 'build' a 'who did what where and when' in a single word!
 
I've thought of an example eggcorn...

The Crucifiction - instead of Crucifixion

Not that I'm saying the resurrection isn't true, but this malapropism inadvertently suggests that it might be a shaggy dog story. So it might be an eggcorn useful to an atheist.

I actually typed this out by accident and my spellchecker highlighted the error and I realized I had coined an eggcorn (if an eggcorn is something you can coin).

I am not making a theological statement intended to attack people's beliefs, just giving an example of an eggcorn.
 
Any agglutinative language does that. Some native American languages are.

I like the Norse type patronymic system. If your father is Olaf, you are either Per Olafson, or Per Olafdatter.

We had a discussion about Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg on this forum once.

"English knifemen and Nipmuck Indians at the boundary or neutral fishing place".

From Wiktionary. I can't remember how to spell that.
 
Just say a trouble of Mongoose if you see more than one. Mongeese is acceptable.

That's as good as a "business" of ferrets. We had quite a few "businesses" Up to eight at one time. Ferrets are like Rikki-Tikki-Tavi. Motto is "go and find out" and get in trouble on the way.
 
I have never been comfortable with the term "Grammar Nazi". If it is an appellation that I am willingly taking on for myself, then why go with one with so obviously evil connotations?

Instead, I am going to be a Syntax Justice Warrior (oooh, and I can tweak the noses of certain intolerant misogynists in the process? Bonus!).

In fact, I feel like I should write an article about this soon...
 
I have never been comfortable with the term "Grammar Nazi". If it is an appellation that I am willingly taking on for myself, then why go with one with so obviously evil connotations?

Instead, I am going to be a Syntax Justice Warrior (oooh, and I can tweak the noses of certain intolerant misogynists in the process? Bonus!).

In fact, I feel like I should write an article about this soon...
I like the new nickname! Syntax Warriors! [emoji106]
 
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