• After 15+ years, we've made a big change: Android Forums is now Early Bird Club. Learn more here.

Calling All Grammar Nazi's

Their is know whey I can keep this up.
Don't worry, I'll pick up the slack! I have a truly endless supply. :D My best friend and I are both unabashed grammar nazis, and we compare notes all the time.

One of my favorites even caused her to watch Judge Judy, which she normally doesn't do, but I do every day. I saw a rerun coming up and alerted her to DVR it. This one is priceless:

The defendant, a supposedly 'disabled' woman--taking a shitload of prescription painkillers--strolls into the courtroom wearing sky-high platform shoes. When Judge Judy tells her that if she had a horrible back injury like the defendant claims to, she wouldn't wear those shoes.

Einstein...er, the defendant, then replies: "They're for television!"

Judge Judy says she wouldn't wear them even to the Oscars, with such a horrible back injury, the point being that the car accident the case involves couldn't possibly have resulted in a terrible back injury.

Einstein then explains that the car accident exasperated her pre-existing back problem. Really.

When Judge Judy corrects her, saying it's exacerbated, Einstein rolls her eyes in a way that would make any teenager proud.
 
not sure if this counts (or was already posted) but it really bugs me when people say "sense" when they are trying to say "since"... "expecially" instead of "especially"
 
Maybe it's just the accent.

nah, its usually said by people with the average "american" accent (if there is such a thing) that I hear everyday...its in the same vein of people saying "expresso" instead of "espresso"...not a huge deal, just a pet peeve I guess
 
Back
Top Bottom