If your Triumph isn't cutting it for you, nothing wrong with looking for what you do like.
Many of the apps you'll pay for on an iPhone are free or built-in to many Android models.
There are no perfect phones but there are reasons why Android has overtaken the iPhone in market share.
If you're still jelly of the iP4s, maybe it's the one for you. Compare it to something equivalent in the Android world if you want to see how it stacks up, as you now know that we're not the ones missing a million root apps.
PS, not worried about the going crazy part.