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CELL PHONE SIMETERY (Lay Your Dead Cellphones to Rest Here)

Do You Have Departed Cell Phone Resting In Pieces Here ?

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PitCarver said:
The ol' boy came to me in May of 2013 and spoke his last "Droid" yesterday.
I'm fearful that my current companion, for the last 2 1/2 years may soon join her friend, soon.

Perhaps a family plot?
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Ahhh how unfortunate, they always seem to go in SIM-twos, don't they? We will get you all set up with a nice plot in The Garden Of "Unlimited Data". It just came on the (Android) Market. Your announcement for services shall be posted by this evening.

Condolences,

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Leonard Powers (after the magician from Ugly Americans) and Leo Powers 3, may you rest in aquaducts in new england, sure you where everything I could ever wished for, but you drunk dialed my ex way too many times, and demanded her sweet love too, spitting out verbs on the lock screen and saying nothings in my ears...


Goodbye, Samsung Gs3, and Droid Turbo, you will not be missed
 
Milo Willamson said:
Leonard Powers (after the magician from Ugly Americans) and Leo Powers 3, may you rest in aquaducts in new england, sure you where everything I could ever wished for, but you drunk dialed my ex way too many times, and demanded her sweet love too, spitting out verbs on the lock screen and saying nothings in my ears...


Goodbye, Samsung Gs3, and Droid Turbo, you will not be missed
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Dearest @Milo Willamson ,
We at Cell Phone SIMetery extend our deepest sympathies to you in your tragic losses.
May we offer you a doubleplot, free toomie and services for you in our Water Park section.
Please check back later when the official OTA'nnouncement is posted

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ANNOUNCEMENT
SERVICES FOR MILO WILLIAMSON'S BELOVED
LEO POWERS (Samsung GS3) - LEO POWERS 3 (Droid Turbo-3)

"Took a force-dive into the New England waters after drunk-dialing the ex too many times"
"and stole my sweets behind my back!… ..Baaaaad Android!"

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Milo Willamson said:
It is not the phone's fault, but of our own though, if we tinker it too much like with jailbreaking, rooting, it is our own fault.
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Amen my Androdian Brethren.

That is all the more reason we provide a dignified resting place for our trusty android companions after they cross over to that Unlimited Broadband Space in the skies.

Would you like us to arrange a service and preserve an eferlasting lot for additional loved devices?

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Skittles said:
Galaxy tab 2 August 11 2013 -12 january 2016 for unown reasons
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Greetings Dearest @Skittles .

We are sorry to hear of your loss. Cell Phone SIMetery is preparing a beautiful plot and services free of charge dearly departed. Please accept our sincere condolences in your hour of need.

Sincerely, Simm E. Terry, Director and groundskeeper… ..
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Skittles said:
Galaxy tab 2 August 11 2013 -12 january 2016 for unown reasons
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It is with great sorrow to announce

Memorial Services for

Skittles Beloved Android

GALAXY TABLET II

August 11 2013 - January 12 2016

"Gone Too Soon And didnt Give A Reason"

Services Monday March 12 in CellPhone Simetery

St.Galacticus Notus Gardens

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Skittles said:
Galaxy s5- March 27,2016-April 9,2018. Motherboard problems.
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Our dearest @Skittles

We are very sorry to hear of the loss of your beloved Galaxy S5. We are preparing services and a memorial plot for the dearly departed and will post the announcement once arrangements are complete.

Please accept our deepest SIMpathies

Memorial Services Will Be Posted atlfter 6pm Monday April 16.

Simm E. Terry, Director… .
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dontpanicbobby said:
Can I post a tablet that never made phone calls here?
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I've determined that this thread was likely started before tablets a) existed or b) were widely in use. Checking in with the original intent and language in the OP it is my professional opinion, backed up by my online moderator certification from the honorable school of Huh™ , that said deaths of tablets without powers of cellular communication do fall within the spirit of the thread.

Any appeals to this decision should be sent to word@ignored inbox.com with the required $50 filing fee. @NightAngel79 will buy all of the mods beer use the fee to thoroughly research my decision and lazily just go with what the mod said issue a fair and just determination on the merits.
 
Unforgiven said:
I've determined that this thread was likely started before tablets a) existed or b) were widely in use. Checking in with the original intent and language in the OP it is my professional opinion, backed up by my online moderator certification from the honorable school of Huh™ , that said deaths of tablets without powers of cellular communication do fall within the spirit of the thread.

Any appeals to this decision should be sent to word@ignored inbox.com with the required $50 filing fee. @NightAngel79 will buy all of the mods beer use the fee to thoroughly research my decision and lazily just go with what the mod said issue a fair and just determination on the merits.
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rootabaga said:
I suspect something is afoot. My email program said that "word@ignored inbox.com" is a malformed email address and PayPal didn't show it as a valid recipient either.

Is this how you earned your handle? By doing such despicable, deplorable, disheartening and unforgivable acts? :D :D ;)
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Sorry for the confusion, the correct paypal address is: NightAngel@forumboss.com duh...
 
rootabaga said:
View attachment 136141

Just to be clear, while this is a meme, it’s one I created from a phone I own. (I’m in the middle of a move, so I’m finding all sorts of interesting things.)
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My babysitter when I was really young, we used these CBs that look like that, only black cubes with a button and speaker to speak with whomever, thought the technology was pretty amazing back then :)

That i never shared online ever until now.
 
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