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Chuck Norris
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xzillerationer
Well-Known Member
Chuck Norris is the reason the Apple logo has a bite in it.
Roxors
Android Enthusiast
Picturse of Chuck Norris are considered currency in most countries.
Chuck Norris once won a boxing match with a round house kick. The officials didn't dare disqualify him cause they knew what would happen.
Chuck Norris invented Zombies so that he could kill his victims again.
Sadam Hussen let him self be caught cause he knew Chuck Norris was looking for him.
Chuck Norris once won a boxing match with a round house kick. The officials didn't dare disqualify him cause they knew what would happen.
Chuck Norris invented Zombies so that he could kill his victims again.
Sadam Hussen let him self be caught cause he knew Chuck Norris was looking for him.
ImaYam
Member
YouTube - Maddox on Chuck Norris (a reading from alphabet of manliness
THis HAS to be watched by ANYONE who has ever heard of Chuck Norris, so they know about his life.
THis HAS to be watched by ANYONE who has ever heard of Chuck Norris, so they know about his life.
cableguynoe
Android Expert
If Chuck Norris were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
xzillerationer
Well-Known Member
Chuck Norris once used a Mac... he hated it so he roundhouse kicked all the masculinity out of it.
Musky
Android Expert
Musky
Android Expert
You don't know who this guy is?!!
Fraid not
Sorry mods, if this is offensive please delete .. but i literally laughed my butt off. Probably old to some of you, but here goes:
Chuck Norris was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone. He replied; For the same reasons i dont use tampons
common ... am i the only one who thinks that is the funniest damn thing in the world???
Chuck Norris was once asked why he doesn't use an iPhone. He replied; For the same reasons i dont use tampons
common ... am i the only one who thinks that is the funniest damn thing in the world???
Moved to lounge (where a post like this belongs) and merged with Chuck Norris thread. Have a nice day
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[/FONT] Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
Think this one been posted already but o well
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Moved to lounge (where a post like this belongs) and merged with Chuck Norris thread. Have a nice day
I posted it in lounge! What the eff did i do wrong now, i swear i can never win with thread placement lol