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Conspiracy Theory

Symbiotic alien parasites were introduced into the general human population through micro explosive injection. This was accomplished by getting individuals to voluntarily participate by cleverly marketing the delivery system as Pop Rocks(tm).
 
^ In binary, 1+1 = 10 ;)

Conspiracy: Fast food is cheap to cause health issues for the poorer.
Reason: Class wars, when the poor or overworked are in need of food, they could hit the dollar menu and add 800 calories for a burger and fries.

Hope that was right, I was actually told that one a while back and it kinda stuck... Not sure about it though ;)
 
The Lies thread was actually locked to cause a build up of excess lies, which cause all other forum games to become three time more fun, and half as productive. If you call forum games productive. ;)
 
karandpr said:
^^
You have been telling that for years now ......
TxGoats presence in a thread confirms it's a lie .
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Someone else actually started that rumor, I'm just spreading that rumor because it's funny.


Rupert Murdoch's first loyalty is to his native country Australia. His master plan was to bring America to its knees in an attempt to advance Australian interests.
 
Dark Jedi steals lines from Men in Black because he secretly wants us to go buy or rent the movie because he gets royalties.
 
Onion News network is the most heavily funded news network, so it can push special interest government ideas under the cover of satire.

:)
 
TxGoat believes wait .......

There is an ongoing conspiracy spearheaded by TxGoat to turn the Conspiracy thread into Lies 2.0 .Dancing Robots and thunderbolts are also involved somehow ..
 
^ I've heard that one too...

I heard that the only reason humans die and believe that time travel is not possible is because we accept that as fact. If we could jump back in time, we could achieve immortality.
 
My conspiracy is that, at one time, the US government allowed people to own and sell people.
I really believe this because there is n o way a guy whose first name is "shaquille" could ever have the last name "'o'neal" unless my conspiracy is true.
 
"redacted" is such an evil word. seriously. there is no time, ever, in legitimte human/caring discourse when you would ever use that term. "i'm redacting part of my statement. mostly the part where i said that i loved you and would marry you."

matt drudge and arianna huffington love one another, and feed each other stories in order to maintain a Rep/Dem status quo. the illuminati controls both of them, ultimately....
 
The FG crew is comprised of members of Executors and Mages Guild .They are pawns of Templars in the long battle of Pokemon Battle Masters with the Illuminati .
 
Here is a conspiracy theory:
Sony and tapa conspired to install tapa on Kuran's phone so that he would be unable to determine who is a mod and who is not. ;)
 
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