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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted (it'd be awesome if TxGoat *actually* changed the avatar (hint hint)). Unfortunately, he changed everyone's avatar to purple.

I wish that I was root in the universe.
 
Wish granted, you're root.....beer in the Universe.

I wish I didn't have to migrate my email servers this week. I'd like to go back to inter-office memos.
 
Done. But now you're trapped in March 2, 1982... forever. Day in day out.

I wish I hadn't started participating in yet another forum game.
 
Wish granted, the neighbor's dog came and bit your lip.....after he took a drink out of the toilet.


I wish the next poster posts an original corruption about my wish.
 
Wish granted .You become germophobe and your house is attacked by termites and leech .

I wish DJ didnt leave .
 
Wish granted your account was banned.

I wish the end of my shift would hurry up and hit so I can leave work
 
granted. But now he ninja's your every post and then posts a giant ;) after you comment along with a "hahah"

granted. But it hits you like ton of bricks.

I wish that I could teleport.
(how is that everypost gets ninja'd!)
 
Granted, but there will be serious emotion damage done to everyone in the forum games...

I wish I had faster internet.
 
Wish granted . You can only use the connection to dry clothes however .

I wish TF Prime Season 2 weren't postponed
 
Wish granted, it's being released when the Nexus phone is being released....but that was postponed...



I wish I could reach that itch on my back that's unreachable.
 
Granted, but now you're unable to reach anything else, ever...

I wish the traffic noise outside my building would stop just for one day.
 
Wish granted, you upset your boss, your bosses boss and their boss. You have been fired without severance pay.

I wish I didn't exist.
 
Wish granted but the grantor was rather blind and missed you and hit DJ

I wish I was eating some food right now.
 
Wish granted but the person who comes over has only used disposable dishes so they dispose of them.

I wish I wasn't playing forum games
 
Wish granted ,You have to re-read the nexus thread as part of guide duty .

I wish I can find one particular file which I have misplaced in my 1TB HDD .
 
Wish granted but in the process you format the HDD

I wish I had marshmallow vodka

Wish granted; Sadly this is like drinking your parents since you are turned into the Stay Puft Marshmallow man...

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I wish I had a nickle for every word I typed in my life so far...
 
Granted, but you can only type in proper English; none of that gibberish you're so fond of.

I wish my heat was working.
 
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