Deathmatch

[lectraplayer]

Those of you who remembers those FPS games from years ago will find this one easy. Here, you can use any weapon in your favorite game as your starting weapon, and then pick up other weapons, including from other players that got fragged. It's an everybody on everybody fragfest, which means that everybody kills everybody else. When you die, your weapons fall to the ground and you restart with your starting weapon.

I'm holding my favorite weapon-the Razorjack from Unreal. Anyone want to challenge me?

 

[Brian706]

What determines who dies and when they die? I don't understand. Can you elaborate a little more?

If you want to just edit the op, I will delete this reply to keep proper flow.

 

[lectraplayer]

Just imagine us all playing Unreal Tournament and translate that to a post. There is really one rule-shoot like crazy.

Fires three shots at Bryan, severs a leg. (By the way, you're not dead but will find moving about a challenge.)

 

[huh]

shoots your eye out with my crossbow and picks up brian's severed leg

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Chainsaw to the face, cutting half of it off and shoving it down your throat! :evil::laugh:

 

[lectraplayer]

Obviously I got killed twice, so I respawn. We don't have to mention that, but we do tell who we kill.

Something like this:

Catches Huh camping. CA-CHOING! Huh gets beheaded when my blade bounces off the tree behind him.

 

[huh]

since THIS huh is a she and not a him you killed the wrong person!! so....she smacks ghost with brians bloody stump and he falls to the ground and is quickly covered in leeches that are quickly bleeding him out so I take his chainsaw, step on him to use him as a step ladder to reach up and cut down a branch of that tree and use it to impale lectraplayer from behind severing his spinal cord!

good times...good times

 

[lectraplayer]

It's hard to tell without seeing the operator.

Fired several blades prior to Huh cutting through the limb, and as the limb begins to fall, the ladder gets cut out from under Huh. The limb then falls on both me and Huh symultaneously. Everybody dies.

 

[huh]

All... But one

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Hiding in the shadows, I grabbed one of the blades lectraplayer fired and ambushed huh. That left her with a large gaping wound. After disemboweling her, I began to play jump rope with her intestines. It's like elementary school all over again!

 

[lectraplayer]

...was running by Ghost when he performed his ambush. My spin move caught Ghost with the sword-like bayonets of my Razorjack, thus behedding him.

How did he catch that shot without losing a hand?

 

[huh]

:rofl:

 

[lectraplayer]

(Huh rolls onto a mine)

At least she died happy.

 

[JHell]

Jumps in and kills everybody with a pair of chopsticks

 

[Kokojambo]

Keep trying lel