Hi. No can do I'm afraid unless you are prepared to 'root' your phone (gain full control of the Operating System, but this is another kettle of fish). Also some of these apps are important to the system and are tied in to the function of Android, so removing them would mess up your phone.
I suggest you go into the settings of all the apps you mentioned, and turning off notifications, updates and anything else you want off, and just leaving them dormant in your app drawer.