Drunk Mode, every phone needs this

[Bren S.]

i saw this thread & thought this would be a great place to let you know about 2 apps i am currently developing:

beer goggles app: You hold your phone up as if you were taking a picture or video of the person you wish to "date" and it makes him or her way more attractive than they really are. It will also have night vision technology for those late night / bedroom "date" activities.😍

no fat chicks app: You set the app to the maximum weight of a person you would "date". You then hold your phone up as if you were taking a picture or video of the subject at hand, if the person is over the weight you entered it will cause your phone to vibrate violently & will call a local taxi service as you are clearly intoxicated & in no state of physically or mental capacity to drive.

lmao :d

 

[Gmash]

They need to have one of those breathalyzer things you blow into that plugs into the micro USB port that won't let your text go through unless you're blood alcohol level is below a certain %. (especially picture messages lol) :idea:
:beerglass: +:call: =:banghead:

 

[Member 536573]

Moving to app requests thread...

Haha j/k

They need to have one of those breathalyzer things you blow into that plugs into the micro USB port that won't let your text go through unless you're blood alcohol level is below a certain %. (especially picture messages lol) :idea:
:beerglass: +:call: =:banghead:

I'll add that to my list. :deal:

 

[OptimusLove]

I HAVE to request this to the XDA guys! This is hilarious!

 

[SloanerBoner]

Thanked. Haha.

 

[NightAngel79]

Hilarious Sharon!!

 

[PH8AL]

this is funny but I would like drunks to be able to call or text for a cab. Cab companies here preffer the drunks to text for the obvious speech impediment reasons.

realy want to help develop a good spell checker for browsers and text. Half the time I text people think Im drunk.