Failures

[silentwriter180]

Favorite Failures

 

[silentwriter180]

 

[BrickHouse]

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Ain't learned yet?

 

[Davdi]

That went well.

 

[Deleted User]

I'm no engineering genius, but I suspect once that gets in, they'll have trouble getting the bath on the front seat.

 

[silentwriter180]

I'm no engineering genius, but I suspect once that gets in, they'll have trouble getting the bath on the front seat.

Hard to imagine what the trunk will hold. The couch? lol

 

[ocnbrze]

this one always makes me laugh

 

[BrickHouse]

this one always makes me laugh

Anybody up for a game of dominoes?

 

[silentwriter180]

this one always makes me laugh

Whoops!

 

[Davdi]

Forklift DUI?

 

[silentwriter180]

This is one that I personally witnessed. There were 4 guys in a small pick up truck on the first day of salmon season. They were to put the boat in the water and backed the truck too far in. Got the boat off the trailer, and the driver tried to bring the truck back up the ramp. Instead, the truck ended up in the water. Luckily, the driver jumped out before the truck went under.

What's funny is that the same guys came back the next day in a smaller truck!! But it was obvious they had learned their lesson about the task at hand.

 

[ocnbrze]

View attachment 152428 View attachment 152428 This is one that I personally witnessed. There were 4 guys in a small pick up truck on the first day of salmon season. They were to put the boat in the water and backed the truck too far in. Got the boat off the trailer, and the driver tried to bring the truck back up the ramp. Instead, the truck ended up in the water. Luckily, the driver jumped out before the truck went under.

What's funny is that the same guys came back the next day in a smaller truck!! But it was obvious they had learned their lesson about the task at hand.

did they pull out the truck?

 

[silentwriter180]

did they pull out the truck?

Yes, I was told that it took about an hour after I had left for work. I was there for about a half hour before leaving.

 

[silentwriter180]

Don't let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory.

I went for a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread and came home with a cheesecake and a bottle of wine.

 

[Deleted User]

HaHa!

I don't believe that, of course. I had my temperature taken Friday for the first time exiting (!) a department store, and I'm fine.

BTW does anyone know where I live? ​

 

[silentwriter180]

HaHa!

I don't believe that, of course. I had my temperature taken Friday for the first time exiting (!) a department store, and I'm fine.

BTW does anyone know where I live? ​

Sorry. dear, you're at the wrong house. Try again.

 

[rootabaga]

The synopsis of a book should be a marketing tool to draw you in, pique your interest and make you buy it.

In this case the synopsis gives it all away...

 

[BrickHouse]

The synopsis of a book should be a marketing tool to draw you in, pique your interest and make you buy it.

In this case the synopsis gives it all away...

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Sad, I'll have to try a different browser to see the image.

 

[rootabaga]

Sad, I'll have to try a different browser to see the image.

A failure in a failure thread. Perfect!

 

[ozonetrooper]

I took this pic in our local Lowes parking lot.

 

[rootabaga]

I took this pic in our local Lowes parking lot.



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He posted on a car forum about trying to quiet his ride, and the response was "add insulation."

Unfortunately, as is seen in the picture, a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing.

 

[Deleted User]

In fairness, I think he/she is ringing the store to ask for help hooking the trolley to the rear of the car.

 

[rootabaga]

Even aside from the grammatical failures, this fails in many other ways...

 

[rootabaga]

I bet his/her email box is just flooded with requests...
(also a candidate for an irony thread)

 

[Davdi]

Didn't see than coming.