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Favorite Coffee

I have two daily drivers, both YETIs. One for tea and the other coffee. I take a YETI 36oz rambler that goes mowing with me full of water. We tossed most of the plastic tumblers and mugs a couple of years ago. Between our collection and all of the lids, they were taking way too much cabinet space considering we didn't use them anymore.
 
One can never have enough tumblers :D :thumbsupdroid:. I have at least one at home and probably another three or four in storage

Those are rookie numbers.
Only have a couple real yetis, but have *** loads of the knockoffs. Right now I've got my morning ration of iced coffee in a Rtic 20 (I think) ounce bottle. Got these from 16 to 64 ounce sizes.
Tumbler's, likewise. Everything from 14 to 48 ounces.
The Boss Lady has a habit (notice I didn't say "BAD"), of picking up all these different ones and then getting me one because she likes it.
After a week or so she decides that she likes something else.
Repeat process.
Her last purchase, for me, was a 1776-2026 stainless cup, from the Temu. I actually like this one.
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It's funny how we do that. I have a YETI 20oz that will outlive me, yet I keep several others and pretty much only use the YETI for tea when I'm sick or for travel. My daily driver is a 16oz cheapy plastic thing with MB logos that my wife gave me several years ago, but it does a good job and I can easily tell without opening it if it's empty (since it's light). The YETI is heavy enough that I can't tell if it's empty or just has a couple ounces left unless I just try to take a drink or look in it.

I have several more in the garage..
And don't even get me started on mugs! :D
Yeah I have a favorite Camelback crystal lake color for my to go everything, next to the silver cyleandar cup my sister got for me and has our bowling's team unoffical logo on it, the letters just over torn wear and tear and my massive heat from my hands, yeah my mother has sixteen I swear yeti cups, a few from her boyfriend's farm logo on it too..
 
Coffee

You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
You don't sweat, you percolate.
Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
When someone asks "How are you?" you reply, "Good to the last drop."
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You ski uphill.
You short out motion detectors.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee."
You can type 60 words per minute ...with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
All your kids are named "Joe."
Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low".
You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
People get dizzy just watching you.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You want to be cremated so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar".
Your Thermos is on wheels.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
You don't tan, you roast.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You introduce your spouse as your Coffeemate.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
Your pooo smells like espresso.
Mosquitoes that bite you can fly through glass.
You stand in front of the microwave screaming, "Hurry up!"
During a police raid, you are caught shooting up freeze dried Folgers in a coffee joint with Mrs. Folgers.
You use meth as a sedative.
Your friends refer to your coffee as elephant stimulant.
Your coffee was the prototype for the alien blood in Aliens.
You rush into the hospital emergency room, suffering from withdrawal and demand, "Quick! Start an I.V.: D5Caffeine. Stat!"
You are arrested for cultivating coffee plants for more than just your own personal use.
When served coffee at a friend's house, you sometimes add "No Doze" so you get enough caffeine.
 
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