Funniest(clean) thing you read in a bathroom stall

[bigbadwulff]

In high school I was sitting on the pot and looked forward on the stall door. In very tiny letters(so you had to lean forward to see it) was written:

"You are now crapping at a 45-degree angle"

 

[Frisco]

Pencil block letter printing: "I hate all grils."

Ink cursive: "That's 'girls,' stupid, 'g-i-r-l-s.'

Black marker printing: "What about us grils?"

 

[Remordere]

It was a picture of Edward Cullen taped to the bathroom door, bold red lettering at the bottom "Edward Cullens is watching you pee."

 

[olbriar]

Public restroom on interstate:

The toilet paper here is like John Wayne.
It's rough, tough, and don't take sh*t off of anyone.

Here I set on the pooper.... giving birth to a new state trooper.

If you are reading this carefully... you are quite likely pissing on your foot.

 

[eyebeam]

More strange than funny - In the mens room at a local night club:

She had Tim M. (full last name) eyes.

Tim M. is my brother. <shudder>

 

[Sweet Chaos]

In high school I was sitting on the pot and looked forward on the stall door. In very tiny letters(so you had to lean forward to see it) was written:

"You are now crapping at a 45-degree angle"

That's hysterical

More strange than funny - In the mens room at a local night club:

She had Tim M. (full last name) eyes.

Tim M. is my brother. <shudder>

!! Please tell me you told your brother about this?!? That's so funny!

On line with that one, my ex boyfriend was in a band, and we went to see them play at a venue they were at often and someone. So I go into the girls bathroom and someone had written "Mike C[full last name] from Internal Chaos is HOT!!"

^^That would be my (at the time) boyfriend =D

**EDIT**
BTW this was my 200th post =)

 

[tfek70]

In a bar in Pass Christian MS taped above the urinal trough:

"Just remember the person that picks your cigarette butts out of the urinal is also the person who mixes your drinks. Your call."

 

[mikedt]

Printed notice "DO NOT PUT CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE URINAL'

Scrawled underneath with a biro "as it makes them soggy and difficult to light"


I did see this ESD handling precautions sign once, fixed above the staff urinals in an electronics factory.

 

[mikedt]

In a bar in Pass Christian MS taped above the urinal trough:

"Just remember the person that picks your cigarette butts out of the urinal is also the person who mixes your drinks. Your call."

Sounds like this establishment doesn't have a rule about staff washing their hands before preparing and serving drinks. The sort of place I tend to avoid.

 

[ScorpDX]

The Writings on the Stall

 

[NightAngel79]

'Bogger free wall'
And right next to a squashed flying bug on wall 'Pilot error' (this is in the airport maintenance hangar bathroom)

 

[Dark Jedi]

I once wrote on the the B-52 Bombay inside doors. "Just remember you're walking on pee."

 

[jamor]

When in College (University to those that live in Canada) nearly every stall said something about how much they hated Bush.

Many Colleges are usually pretty liberal though so it wasn't surprising.

They were funny but I don't tend to remember what bathroom stalls say sorry.

 

[bigbadwulff]

And they say brainwashing doesn't work...