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treb1797 said:
Every vegetarian I meet just seems sooooo angry all the time, wonder why that is 🤔
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There are basically two kinds of vegetarians.

1. Vegetarianism is their diet choice, those are the ones you don't hear from

2. Vegetarian is both a choice and a religion/cult. Those are the ones who want to force their religion/cult on everyone else.

I have the teeth, enzymes and alimentary canal of an omnivore. Please don't try to convert me, and I won't try to convert you. BTW, Mrs. Notes and I have vegan friends (type 1 above), and we found a few restaurants where we can eat what we both want, and enjoy each other's company.
 
The Darling Bride is a Missouri girl (she's from there, not there now, so she's recovering!) - we once observed a flock of geese migrating over us. She asked, "you see how the geese form a V-shape, with geese in a line on either side of the lead bird?"
I told her yes... and then demonstrated my consummate knowledge by explaining that the strongest bird takes the lead position. The other geese honk in encouragement, riding on the lift provided by the wings of the bird in front of it. When the lead goose gets tired, it slips back while another takes its place.
"Correct," she replied, "but I'm sure you notice that one side of the "V" is longer than the other side. Do you know why that is?"
I pondered it and, perplexed, admitted that I didn't know and awaited her wise Midwest explanation.

"Because there are more geese on that side than on the other!"

I felt like such a chump :p
 
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