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dontpanicbobby

dontpanicbobby

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They can be from the past or present but they must have happened to you.

I'll start it off with something that happened to me yesterday.

So im going to the sub shop to pickup a grilled chicken sub and fries and looking north i see this...

I say to myself "That's weird.?

I pickup lunch and looking south I see this

And i think to myself " bombardment ballons over Boston? WTF"

Looking back to the north I see this

It must be Ballon Day! I figure. Boston can be strange that way.
 
Back in the early 90's my co-worker at IBM had few friends. She wanted to visit the RED OX BAR

In N. Carolina. She said, 'The band plays ZZ TOP music'. I was sold. We arrive, she takes off to a

Old pal. I stand there alone. A gruffy looking biker looks me over, asks 'Are you a cop or something?'

Next I see and hear a loud motorcycle barreling thru the side door of the bar, doing wheelies on the

Dance floor. Fumes/smoke everywhere. Fun nite. Still laugh about it. Still like ZZ TOP blusey-rock music.




Floo
 
What really is funny about this strange story, it happen just the other day.
I thought I was getting some lettuce, but turned out to be Kale, now the story goes as instructed by my teacher.
That she wanted Lettuce, okay, so went to the store and thought for an hour glazing on the produce apptarment, so they both really identical at the same even, like when you look at Kale it has the same curly edges as lettuce leaf.

So I just noticed how funny this was just tonight, it was just because I killed an hour of staring into the abyss of green, I googled and went back to class, and they wanted leaf, so I felt odd after that, knowing the leaf was in light green hue, espically it was strange to my artistic brain...

So yeah. ...
 
The most funniest thing that did occur with me, was just recently.
I hopped online as usual, scanned through everything, ergo, there was a message with someone.
Turns out to become a joker.. :)

Thank you!
 
Walking the dog yesterday evening I happened upon an elderly couple who were untangling window blind cords in their driveway. The husband greeted me and seemed amiable enough so I returned his greeting and said (with a big smile), "When you're finished there I have some old road maps that need to be properly folded."
He laughed boisterously in response. His wife just looked at us dull men as though we were fools.
 
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I swear more and more mushrooms keep popping up, they are smallest ones I did see.
 
dontpanicbobby said:
They can be from the past or present but they must have happened to you.

I'll start it off with something that happened to me yesterday.

So im going to the sub shop to pickup a grilled chicken sub and fries and looking north i see this...

I say to myself "That's weird.?

I pickup lunch and looking south I see this

And i think to myself " bombardment ballons over Boston? WTF"

Looking back to the north I see this

It must be Ballon Day! I figure. Boston can be strange that way.
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Massachusetts tribe smoke signals resulting from a rip in time? ;)
 
So this guy starts an Android news and forum site. Gets all the free labor to run the forum site while selling off the news portion for a decent profit, then renames the forum site to something that is just God freaking awful and disappears for months at a time like he has the entire time he's owned the site.
 
Last night, we where all playing The Office scene it game, a funny and weird game over all, in the heighten moment everyone dropped the cards down on the deck, the Kevin Pot of Chilli card, so my thumb become like glue to a card, so I was trying to pull it off a few times, and somehow my sweat.. Off my thumb, whatever I was doing pre game, probably just toying around with my cellphone. So it just got stuck there for like a few hands, I had a very high score pretty close to 300, and my friend did come in second with like 200, so a little after the game, everyone left but the dog and myself.

And out of the blue he did his human voice "I love you" He did a best puppy / rough Engllish voice, it was a bit scary.
 
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