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Good rules for living

zuben el genub

Extreme Android User
-- Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
-- If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
-- Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
-- Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful.
-- Avoid running at all times.
-- Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.


Satchel Paige
 
No life without scotch and good cigars is not worth living. and I'll never give up fried meats.

Or smoked sausages, for that matter.

Vices help make life interesting and worth living. Please revise your list.
 
Yeah, but you aren't in the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Babe Ruth kinda liked your lifestyle, but he isn't as quotable as Satchel Page and Yogi Berra.
 
Could somebody demonstrate this "jangling around gently while you move"? Sounds fun lol. And it's always good to get the juices flowing.
 
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