LOL, 24 hours later, the phone is perfect. I had concerns that the chemicals would get in, start melting circuit boards, but everything is working. Broke a nail getting the case off ASAP...the guy made that repair for free, and then deducted the entire cost of the VZW case/holster... it was an acrylic monomer, so ethyl methacrylate was probably the big problem, although also catalysts and inhibitor chemicals are also in there.
Holy sh1tballs I'd have had seventeen heart attacks.
Thankfully you had a case on it.