Stinky, I don't hate you.
In fact, you are my friend.
And I only have two friends.
..... well, ok I admit it. I hate you just a little bit. But certainly not any more than I hate Dan. Dan lied to me. He got me to buy parachute pants again and wear them around in public even though everyone was laughing at me.... even another guy in parachute pants was laughing at me! And after all that, I found out he was nothing but a fraud.
So Dan is most hated guy here. But if you want, I'd be honored to consider you my second most hated member.
You're welcome.