I wish Android could do this

[atmasters]

I wish it could do all the Christmas shopping lol and stop it from raining up on the northern tip of Vancouver Island.

 

[dan330]

print money.. and turn into a jet and fly me to the private island full of sexy young horny women...


if you going to dream.. dream big!

 

[lunatic59]

Mine already does all that. I just had to sign a lifetime commitment to Mephistopheles Wireless.

 

[dan330]

dan can do that... where i sign up?

 

[Dark Jedi]

print money.. and turn into a jet and fly me to the private island full of sexy young horny women...


if you going to dream.. dream big!

To bad your viagra expired. Talk about hell lol

 

[dan330]

your problems are not mine...

got no need for any stinkin blue pills..

all natural adrenaline ... that is all me...
although.. i may need a lot of energy drinks and vitamins.. got to keep hydrated!

 

[lunatic59]

dan can do that... where i sign up?

draw a pentagram on the floor and stand naked in the middle of it. Dial '666' on your phone and the checkbox authorizing the transfer of your soul should pop up.

 

[dan330]

oh shiit.. it popped up!!!!!

need to go change my under pants

 

[lunatic59]

oh shiit.. it popped up!!!!!

need to go change my under pants

You may be off the hook. If you re-read the instructions, you shouldn't have been wearing any.

 

[chrlswltrs]

Just remember, let's keep things clean and family friendly in here

 

[Kelmar]

Just remember, let's keep things clean and family friendly in here

Well, I wish Android could do the dishes and the laundry My wife works retail and I'm thinking about the well being of the family.

 

[330D]

Hey.... You're red again?????

 

[Bob Cat]

Hey.... You're red again?????

I just noticed that too.

 

[lunatic59]

Hey.... You're red again?????

I just noticed that too.

Android can do anything.

 

[dan330]

did santa give a nuke to someone kid for xmas?

 

[Roze]

I want Artie to teleport me anywhere in the world ...or universe