In Soviet Russia...

[Lordvincent 90]

 

[tastycaramel]

In Soviet Russia, you rob bank.

 

[general eclect]

In soviet Russia Cypriot bank robs you.

 

[tastycaramel]

In Soviet Russia car drives you.

 

[Member243850]

I am on a roll bruizer!

 

[SwoRNLeaDejZ]

In Soviet Russia, the number one search engine in the country sells your personal information and search queries to huge corporations as well as cooperates with law enforcement, handing over confidential information about its users even when they are not facing a subpoena or court order.

Wait a minute, I meant to post this in the "In America" thread... My bad.

 

[rabidhunter]

In Soviet Russia, two socks go in the dryer, hand grenade with pin pulled comes out.

 

[rabidhunter]

In Soviet Russia, all Storm Troopers head shot you

 

[Mexjoker]

In Soviet Russia, food chews you!

 

[rabidhunter]

In Soviet Russia beer sobers you

 

[ZeroGeined]

In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber still sucks.

 

[Mexjoker]

My bear can juggle while on a unicycle.

 

[ChangelingGus]

In Soviet Russia, pet feeds you.

 

[brotherswing]

In Soviet Russia cake bakes you.