* Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)

[VZWguyNH]

you get a puff of smoke!

insert coin

 

[johnlgalt]

You get to smoke some puff.

two more bits.

 

[no one]

A cream puff

Slips in the slot (2x)

 

[johnlgalt]

Just cream.

yet another two bits (I'm cheap, what can I say?)

 

[no one]

A Knish

Two dollars

 

[johnlgalt]

a Knack.

yet another 2 bits (yeah, still cheap. Poor college student and all....)

 

[no one]

The answers to Professor Satchafunkilus' exam.



Three dollars

 

[johnlgalt]

a breath of fresh air.

more 2 bits.

 

[no one]

A Swatch

two dollars and fifty cents

 

[johnlgalt]

A swath of land. 1 square inch. In the Marianas trench.

yet another episode of "My two bits."

 

[no one]

one bit

two more dollars

 

[johnlgalt]

a new job.

2 more bits.

 

[no one]

Kibbles

A Willy Wonka golden ticket

 

[johnlgalt]

Nothing!

fitty cent (I found a quarter)

 

[no one]

Plankton

seventy five cents

 

[johnlgalt]

A Sonic BOOM!

two bits (i need another quarter)

 

[no one]

Curdled milk



Silver dollar

 

[johnlgalt]

A blade. of grass, that is.

$.50

 

[Kabob]

$.25 cents back, this machine only requires one quarter.

*Insert Coin*

 

[no one]

The Carpenter's Greatest Hits

four quarters

 

[johnlgalt]

The Carpenter's Greatest hits - played backward at double speed.

two bits.

 

[no one]

A kazoo


one dollar

 

[johnlgalt]

A penny for your thoughts (or, A penny for the Guy, for all you chaps across the pond).

3 quarters, 2 dimes, and 2 nickels.

 

[Sweet Chaos]

Early's pictures from his babes' bedside tables.

2 quarters.

 

[johnlgalt]

Early's pictures from his beside table.

$1.17