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Is it all my fault? (Must read!)

gloriousnumber1 said:
I realize that many people like the i-poop fruit phones and prefer them. They are mostly responsible for motivating all other manufacturers to innovate and create competition and I am very grateful for that. However I want removable storage and I can wipe my own rear end so I don't need my phone to do it. Also I love the back button and LED notification light. I would rather go back to a dumb phone then bite the fruit. However I have considered this and come to the conclusion that I have actual useful reasons to need a smart phone. I don't play games on it and I don't have FB, IG, Twitter, or anything on it.
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bummer!!! I really wanted to see if the iphone can withstand your aura
:smokingsomb::smokingsomb::p:rolleyes::D

richmatthews76 said:
This is a true story honest. For many years I did IT support. So its shift change one afternoon one of the gentleman walked up to me and explained that he picks up radio stations all the time with no radio? He then went on to ask if it could be his dental work? He even claimed he could change stations. I guess because I work on computers he thought I could fix it.....lol? True story honest:confused:

So a little time goes by and he comes back to me. He then explains that he had read on the internet of this. I just wondered if he could change stations by turning his head:p
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did you not want to test him out???

I would ask him to tell me what station it was currently on..
put on the headphones and listen to that station..
ask him what he was hearing.. see if it matched.

if it matched.. proceed to shhitt in my pants!!!!!
 
dan330 said:
bummer!!! I really wanted to see if the iphone can withstand your aura
:smokingsomb::smokingsomb::p:rolleyes::D



did you not want to test him out???

I would ask him to tell me what station it was currently on..
put on the headphones and listen to that station..
ask him what he was hearing.. see if it matched.

if it matched.. proceed to shhitt in my pants!!!!!
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Everytime I hear stuff like this, I always wonder how you can hear a "fillings radio". Even if this were possible, you would need a speaker to hear it.
 
gloriousnumber1 said:
So, before I say anymore, I will tell all of you that I AM NOT and never have been on any drugs or such substances that could cause my brain to turn to jelly.

I have had to replace my Galaxy S4 three times in 6 months. I replaced my RAZR Maxx 4 times in less than a year. I replaced my OG Droid once and before that, my Env2 five times. One time I dropped the Env2 in water but all other times were hardware issues and were not my fault or caused by abuse or any such thing.

I also notice that I sometimes walk or drive by lights (mainly street lights) and they either turn on or off depending on which they are at that moment. I also cause people at work to lose signal on satellite radio (outdoors on car radios).


I think I might have an extremely crazy explanation.

Could I somehow be causing electronic devices to malfunction because of my own self? Is this too SciFi? Yes it is! I may be even more crazy than I thought.
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happens to me too..not always..but occasionally actually less than occasionally .....but it happens sometimes...one time at the grocery store I actually had a few people following me around all stealth like in disbelief but I knew they were watching..the lights would flicker above me as I passed and all the freezer cases one by one the lights would shut off as I passed and also the bakery counter cases...
sometimes I "jam" automatic doors and they will not open no matter what I do...stomp jump whatever.....sometimes I have to wait till someone else goes through to enter or exit the store...
I have a close friend who still refuses to go on an elevator with me because of an incident that happened when we were 11 years old!!!! I think it's some sort of electro magnetic wave thingy thing...:)
 
richmatthews76 said:
This is a true story honest. For many years I did IT support. So its shift change one afternoon one of the gentleman walked up to me and explained that he picks up radio stations all the time with no radio? He then went on to ask if it could be his dental work? He even claimed he could change stations. I guess because I work on computers he thought I could fix it.....lol? True story honest:confused:

So a little time goes by and he comes back to me. He then explains that he had read on the internet of this. I just wondered if he could change stations by turning his head:p
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You can get close by AM stations on fillings and dental work. Also various other objects. Sitting in an apt. in NYC close to WABC-am. All of the stuff was coming in on the wire guitar strings.
 
There are two dominant life forms on this planet. Both look exactly like human beings. One form eats food, has DNA in its cells, etc. The other form eats electricity, usually remotely, but not at a very great distance. It fakes DNA and pretends to eat food and all the other biological things that the first form does.

(Anyone here a sci-fi writer? Feel free to steal it, if it hasn't already been written.)
 
Stuntman said:
I have noticed street lamps burning out as I drive past them on occasion. It happens a few times a year.
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this is odd. i've noticed something similar with me. and i can sometimes turn them on it seems, especially if it is around dusk. crazy, i know.

and i know my 4 year old is particularly gifted with some telekinetic power. he can disable ANY electronic device, especially if his cup of milk is nearby.
 
Very interesting. Very interesting indeed!

Giskard called, he wants his psychic powers back. R. Daneel Olivaw exists, saw him last week at the trac. ;) :p

Magnetism and electrical conductance can be influenced by the molecular make up of our bodies. Some folks have different concentrations of minerals in their bodies, and these can directly influence your levels of magnetism or electrical conductance. Makes sense to me, I base that statement entirely on my logic, not science. :)

I've also read that cats purr to help heal and calm their bodies. It's supposed to be tied to string theory, or so I've read. Vibrations down to the subatomic particles all working in harmony. What say you?

*Throws gas on the fire and runs away* :p
 
My buddy's girlfriend in college had a strange way of making computers die just by being near them. It was uncanny. In her case, she liked really fuzzy clothes, which also made her prone to static shocks, so my guess was that she was actually a living tesla coil :).

In short, it is rare, but some people don't get along with electronics. Physically. Like on the quantum level.
 
NO NO NO....

You are NOT CRAZY...

I don't care if you are joking or not - I have a true story to tell!

It is a very interesting and creepy / bizarre story to tell. :)

I have this INCREDIBLE ability to almost MAKE THE MOUSE CURSOR do what I want it to do with out touching a single thing!

I kid you not.... call me a liar... call me crazy.... but I know I speak the truth and nothing but the truth...

It all started when I ****** out at 16... I went insane...

My vision BLURRED because I had a mental breakdown... ever since then this unusual ability has grown...

I FREAKED OUT our domestic / house-maid she is Zulu and she FREAKED OUT when she saw me do it.

I showed her me moving the mouse cursor 2 or so meters AWAY from the computer when I used to think and be highly focused it would move.

If I was angry and furious from crazy people it (the mouse cursor) would just de SCATTERED and never a lot more calm and focused - it never really is very "accurate" because it is very scattered but it does move when I focus.

She was VERY FREAKED OUT and called me the devil! :D

HAHAHA

xD

LOOOOOL

And then she said I am a crazy white man! :D

(Some of the Zulu people are very very very very superstitious)

She said she already knows how smart I am - she was very freaked and said - Heiybo!

LOL

xD

My friends could not understand that I could make it move when I was in a certain mood and they were FREAKED OUT as well...

I have grown a new creepy... "thing" and that is now I can open a tab on browsers with out touching anything... I have gained a lot more control over computer mice since my mental breakdown and it has become sharper and sharper - but I have to be in a certain "mood" to do it and yes it is any computer I can do it...

I freaked out many people with this strange weird power.

Sometimes I will make lights flicker when I feel ... "different" in a certain way... the mouse thing freaks everybody out.

Call me a liar.

but I really don't care.

Call me mad but I think there things humanity really does NOT understand that well yet and I can do this to any computer when I am in the right "head space"... it is very interesting indeed...

The last time I walked into the After Care computer room and the kids that were all playing Networked Warcraft 3 were suddenly wondering why their computer mice were all freaking out and it was very very very weird.... I just kept quiet though... but the 1 kid looked at me... wow that kid looked at me dead in the eye. :D

She knew!

xD
 
lunatic59 said:
The bigger question is if you could actually sell what makes you think that way...

a.) Would you?
b.) Should you?
c.) Is there a market for it?
d.) How much is it worth?
e.) How much do you charge for the antidote?
f.) What is the airspeed of a coconut laden swallow?
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African or European?:vroam:
 
lunatic59 said:
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I don't know what it was but I liked it anyway! :D

Living dangerously!

xD

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looool!

I am too lazy but should get off my stinky abdomen and install them darn plugins :D
 
lunatic59 said:
The bigger question is if you could actually sell what makes you think that way...

a.) Would you?
b.) Should you?
c.) Is there a market for it?
d.) How much is it worth?
e.) How much do you charge for the antidote?
f.) What is the airspeed of a coconut laden swallow?
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Xavier my friend! ;)

Nobody wants to think the way I do man!

xD

When you go "whack"... you never come back! :D

heheheheheeheehee :):):)

Yak yak yak!

I made it a link because it leads to a not so friendly family forum picture! :D

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070829205148/uncyclopedia/images/9/9e/Hobo.jpg

That is what you turn into when you start to think like me!

Yaaaaay!

:-D

Join the joy ride!


Join me!
 
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