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It's always after the fact :(

3devious

3devious

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Today, they're putting out the latest $1 bill with the new Treasurer's signature on them. We hosted an event where she would autograph them for us (kind of redundant but a nice gesture.)

When she was signing them, people had really cute sayings for her to write (yes, someone did ask her to write "Make it rain!") I couldn't come up with anything that was any good or just not horribly mean. I got one for my husband and all I could think of to tell her to write was "Don't spend it all in one place" or "You won't be seeing very many of these." I just had her make it out to him with no cute saying.

What would you guys have suggested? Eyebeam, if you choose to respond I will make sure not to drink anything while reading it.
 
3devious said:
Today, they're putting out the latest $1 bill with the new Treasurer's signature on them. We hosted an event where she would autograph them for us (kind of redundant but a nice gesture.)

When she was signing them, people had really cute sayings for her to write (yes, someone did ask her to write "Make it rain!") I couldn't come up with anything that was any good or just not horribly mean. I got one for my husband and all I could think of to tell her to write was "Don't spend it all in one place" or "You won't be seeing very many of these." I just had her make it out to him with no cute saying.

What would you guys have suggested? Eyebeam, if you choose to respond I will make sure not to drink anything while reading it.
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Where's my honorable mention? = (

That's it. It's over. Your cut off Missy.
 
"Slightly better than a penny" (i hate dollar bills cause they clutter up my wallet, and i hate pennies since theyre useless)
 
Wow, way to put the pressure on... :p

Ok, I'll give it a try - How about "And (insert your mother or father's name) said you'd never amount to anything..."

Eh, not my best, but I too, all to often, think of the perfect thing to say just after the right time to say it has past. Notice how many of my posts are edited? :o
 
gallandof said:
"Slightly better than a penny" (i hate dollar bills cause they clutter up my wallet, and i hate pennies since theyre useless)
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We in Canada got rid of our one and two dollar bills and replaced them with coins. Pretty hard to get signatures on coins.

There is a push to get rid of the penny and replace it with nothing. The costs of making a penny is higher than the penny is worth. At least with nothing, you break even. Then again, knowing the goverment, they'll find a way to lose money doing nothing. :)
 
IOWA said:
Where's my honorable mention? = (

That's it. It's over. Your cut off Missy.
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I was trying not mean and funny. I didn't want to go for mean but funny!

I actually thought you retired (the Sprint phone granted you 3 wishes, built you an island, transformed into a jet and flew you there so you didn't care about us anymore.)
 
This would have been a good one I think:

If you're a big shopper, you could have had the lady sign "Here honey, hope you like it...I'll need it back in about an hour though, going shopping with the girls"

:D
 
3devious said:
I was trying not mean and funny. I didn't want to go for mean but funny!

I actually thought you retired (the Sprint phone granted you 3 wishes, built you an island, transformed into a jet and flew you there so you didn't care about us anymore.)
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:eek::D

Me? Mean? Where? :eek:
 
3devious said:
I was trying not mean and funny. I didn't want to go for mean but funny!
I actually thought you retired (the Sprint phone granted you 3 wishes, built you an island, transformed into a jet and flew you there so you didn't care about us anymore.)
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hahahaha ..she got your number!
 
How about... To use.. just add money

I'm surprised the new dollar wasn't released in a roll form. Something handy you might hang in your bathroom.
 
shadowninty said:
more valuable than a rupee?
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Nothing beats signing a 500lb bomb being flown half way around the world to drop on iraq.
 
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