joke

[sntaylor]

I said to my girlfriend "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied "you can borrow my iPad."

That spider never knew what hit it.

 

[sntaylor]

Of course the joke is stolen, as my fianc

 

[NightHawk877]

Thought there was already a joke thread.

 

[sntaylor]

Very probably... Didn't see one and wanted to post this prior to forgetting it, if a mod wants to move it then feel free