I've got no angle here, so because cos( 0 ) = 1, I'm clearly the one with the all-real win, no imaginary components at all.
Looking up and down from this post - either 90° up or down, yields no real components, everything but this is imaginary.
If you understand complex numbers and Euler's Law, then you know that I've just effected the perfect win.
However stupid, it's still a win.
I guess.