At least for the short time that my post remains the last post in this thread, assuming nobody happens to click "Post Quick Reply" or an equivalent button at the same time as I do,
I, indeed,
WIN as of 8:29 PM, August 13, 2011, CDT. This is a fact that cannot be legitimately refuted due to the preface provided along with it, as well as the single rule stated in the title of this thread. Seeing as how
I WIN, at least until someone posts after me, this leads directly and immediately to the correlation that
ALL OF YOU who make up the last 263 pages of this thread, do indeed,
FAIL. Enjoy your failure while it lasts.
EDIT: Double win for having time to edit while I bask in my initial win. You might call this
BI WINNING.
EDIT AGAIN: 1 hour and counting.
