New word or definition of the day

[Zigman66]

This is for us to all add intellectual quality to our everyday humdrum language. Present a new word with a definition or a new definition to an old word.

Example:
Washable - What a cowboy does very carefully

 

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Taco - Where you would like to be.
I.E. I want taco to the cantina

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Too punny.

Hacker - An ax welding maniac.

 

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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

 

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Sweat - Workman's Condensation

 

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Massachusetts - When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service

 

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Syntax - all the money collected at church from sinners.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Still not funny.

 

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Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

Ice cream - I scream...

Not sure if that was a definition though

 

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Thesaurus - Ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

 

[lunatic59]

Uranus ...

Spoiler

7th planet from the sun. Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

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JOURNALISM:
The opinions of the uneducated, reflecting the ignorance of the community.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Blockbuster - A movie with lots of explosions.

 

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Stalemate - The leading cause of divorce

 

[psionandy]

Whisky : a bit like a whisk

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Petard - The thing you sit on.

 

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Acre - Someone who aches

 

[psionandy]

Algorithm

Drum beat played by a famous American environmental campaigner.

 

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Colander - Someone who arrives on the same plane with you

 

[psionandy]

Punish - A bit like a pun.

 

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Carnation - A country where each person owns an automobile

 

[olbriar]

Brakedance: A dance you do when you are determined to injure yourself.

 

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Guan - A word usually meaning you don't believe someone or you are trying to get rid of them. I.E. "Oh guan, get outta here!"

 

[Hadron]

Arbitrate - The speed of our broadband connection