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[Zigman66]

Inkwell - An accomplished tattoo artist

 

[psionandy]

Include - A tattoo artist who specialises in rude images

 

[Zigman66]

Transcendental - Above the teeth

 

[Hadron]

Handicap - A very useful hat

 

[psionandy]

Clarity - A bit like red wine

 

[Zigman66]

ETC. - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.

 

[Zigman66]

Tautology - A riveting, gripping study.

 

[psionandy]

Shellfish - A bit like a shelf

 

[Member2035261]

Sesquipedalian

One of the small band of previous, unsuccessful, invaders from outer space who thought they could mind - control a small town by marauding on stolen bicycles; making hurtful but witty remarks to the humans they pass.

(it's my first effort. I'll get better)

 

[Clementine_3]

Laptop: similar to a tray table

 

[Zigman66]

Blonde jokes - Jokes short enough for men to understand.

 

[psionandy]

Chinchilla: Very large ice cream cornet

 

[psionandy]

 

[walmart989]

SPM
Shyte particulates per million.

AKA... gas

 

[Hadron]

Aperitif - a set of dentures

 

[Hadron]

Sweater - it's less dry than it was

 

[psionandy]

Parsley: A bit like a Parcel

 

[Hadron]

Tapas - a light blow to the posterior

 

[Zigman66]

Vu ja da - The feeling you've never been here before

 

[psionandy]

Dejan vu - The feeling that a Croatian central defender is about to head it in from a corner kick in extra time

 

[Member2035261]

^ LOL
Croatia starting line - up :
Subasic - football replacement replaced due to skin irritation
Vrsaljko - outfield player constantly asking for directions
Lovren - see the Mona Lisa then
Vida - for us? thanks Russia
Strinic - a cramping itch
Modric - not too bad
Rakitic - selling itching powder on the black market
Rebic - repeating the same insinuations
Kramaric - Dustin Hoffman impersonator
Perisic - Chandler is not well
Mandzukic - Tasteless animal compound containing only naked men

GOALLLLL for Russia again !!!!!!!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Cosmic Slop = Living

 

[psionandy]

Bunny - a bit like a bun

 

[Hadron]

Cardiologist - Someone who studies sweaters

 

[Zigman66]

Good intentions - A material used for paving a road, usually the one to hell