Nowadays you shouldn't have unprotected

[rootabaga]

...sex with a stranger
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's van.

They suspect he may have been high. No kidding? Even the Keystone Kops could figure that one out...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ohio-man-arrested-sex-van-article-1.2757306

 

[no one]

Apparently Michael William Henson was somewhat of a Transformer buff as a child. Can you blame him for trying to make his very own?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Everybody knows vans are underage trucks. What was he thinking?

 

[The_Chief]

Talk about being all up in somebody's grill!

I really don't understand people like this...

Spoiler

... but then again, I have a weakness for subcompacts