crutchcorn Android Expert Dec 24, 2014 #28 It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.
Curtis1973 Android Expert Dec 25, 2014 #29 "One woman I was dating called and said,'Come on over,there's nobody home!' .. I went over,nobody was home." - Rodney Dangerfield I tell ya I get no respect!
"One woman I was dating called and said,'Come on over,there's nobody home!' .. I went over,nobody was home." - Rodney Dangerfield I tell ya I get no respect!
olbriar Moderator VIP Member Dec 25, 2014 #30 He who laughs last is usually a bit slow on the uptake.
shmn Android Enthusiast Dec 25, 2014 #31 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
EarlyMon The PearlyMon VIP Member Dec 25, 2014 #32 Absence makes the heart grow fonder - of more absence.
sntaylor Android Expert Dec 26, 2014 #34 I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again. I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down. Both stolen from Tim vine
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again. I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down. Both stolen from Tim vine
EarlyMon The PearlyMon VIP Member Dec 26, 2014 #35 I got a dog from a blacksmith - first thing he did was make a bolt for the door.
lunatic59 Moderati ergo sum Moderator Dec 26, 2014 #37 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "so why the long face?"
EarlyMon The PearlyMon VIP Member Dec 26, 2014 #38 Two men walk into a bar, one ducks. Duck tried to order a round for everyone and put it on his bill.
Doit2it Android Expert Dec 26, 2014 #40 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
alostpacket Over Macho Grande? Dec 27, 2014 #42 Confucius say: man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers.
EarlyMon The PearlyMon VIP Member Dec 27, 2014 #46 If you think that violence isn't the answer, you're not using enough of it.
Podivin Android Expert Dec 28, 2014 #47 I long for a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.