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I honestly though she was on fire, of where she worked at a firestation,
then again our inited chemistry, is always changing no matter what though.
Maybe I got lost in the transmissional thought, with the hydra always keeping me at bay in deep realm of thought.
I then lit myself on fire, I saw her hydrolic pumping in a hose, we talked about fires and coffee, here and there.
 
I honestly though she was on fire, of where she worked at a firestation,
then again our inited chemistry, is always changing no matter what though.
Maybe I got lost in the transmissional thought, with the hydra always keeping me at bay in deep realm of thought.
I then lit myself on fire, I saw her hydrolic pumping in a hose, we talked about fires and coffee, here and there.

... Say it ain't so
 
Most chat up lines are cheesier than a couple of pounds of very ripe Stilton. A compliment, ideally genuine is a great way to open a conversation with girl. If the's wearing a distinctive perfume, just say you relly like her perfume, it really suits her, and what is it called.
 
You know there is a billion supernovas exploding in the sky tonight?
Meanwhile we are safetly here, watching those stupid people just exploding, hehe,
aren't we lucky?
 
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"The biggest white lie, is the world is round, and yet we are all fallen because of the way we see things, over the horizon, can we see the shape of the earth in the night? Oh hey you got my twitter? Woah, I was not trying to impress you with that light talk."
 
Disculpe, ¿se cayó del sistema del planeta? Porque, nena, está fuera de este mundo. :)
 
... Say it ain't so
Funny how it is the truth though, no communicational secretive lines in between us still, and somehow she still wants to nail me with a stupid golden sonic the hedgehog ring. Why?
 
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