VentureForth
Well-Known Member
I haven't got past the first line. I'm trying to be pathetically miserable so they feel sorry for me rather than getting feelings of revenge for my being nasty. I worked (as a supervisor) for a big hotel reservation center and know how to play both sides of the perverbial phone line.
These folks seem to be on the up and up. They just make me feel down and down. The whole experience is making me dumb and dumber.
Interestingly, the woman I spoke with today was the same I spoke with on Monday. The conversation went sort of like this.
Me: Blah Blah Blah Wah.
CS: What is your order number, address, and phone number sir?
Me: Blah Blah Blah Wah. I was told 5 days, 5 business days ago.
CS: I spoke with you on Monday and noted that I told you 7 business days.
Me: So, if you wanted, you can now tell me that it will take until Christmas of 2011, and I am bound by it because you told me today on the phone and you are putting it in the notes?
CS: You must be patient, Sir. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me: Fix my Blackberry memory leak? Reverse my Upgrade so I can walk into Walmart today and get my phone?
CS: Thank you for calling Let's Talk...err...Amazing Cell Deals. Click.
I think I did ask for a supervisor the first time I called and they refused to allow me to speak with one.
So then I called UPS.
Computer: Your package was indeed delivered on 11/17. We have proof that it was left on your porch.
Me: "Customer Support!"
Computer: One moment as I connect you to someone with a brain but can only tell you what I already did.
CS: Thank you for calling UPS. My name is Taniqua. How can I help you?
Me: You have my tracking number that I put in for the Computer?
CS: Yes Sir.
Me: I received the package. Looks like it was tampered with. Started a claim on 11/17. Do you have resolution to this claim?
CS: Yes Sir. You are the Shipper?
Me: *STUPIDLY* No, I'm the receipient.
CS: Oh, well, we give that information to the Shipper. They have all the information we give them.
Me: Can you tell me what you told them?
CS: No. You are a criminal, and I could spend time in jail just for speaking to you. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me: No. Does it normally take 2 1/2 weeks to get a full and complete "As Shipped" package via 2-Day air?
CS: Click.
These folks seem to be on the up and up. They just make me feel down and down. The whole experience is making me dumb and dumber.
Interestingly, the woman I spoke with today was the same I spoke with on Monday. The conversation went sort of like this.
Me: Blah Blah Blah Wah.
CS: What is your order number, address, and phone number sir?
Me: Blah Blah Blah Wah. I was told 5 days, 5 business days ago.
CS: I spoke with you on Monday and noted that I told you 7 business days.
Me: So, if you wanted, you can now tell me that it will take until Christmas of 2011, and I am bound by it because you told me today on the phone and you are putting it in the notes?
CS: You must be patient, Sir. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me: Fix my Blackberry memory leak? Reverse my Upgrade so I can walk into Walmart today and get my phone?
CS: Thank you for calling Let's Talk...err...Amazing Cell Deals. Click.
I think I did ask for a supervisor the first time I called and they refused to allow me to speak with one.
So then I called UPS.
Computer: Your package was indeed delivered on 11/17. We have proof that it was left on your porch.
Me: "Customer Support!"
Computer: One moment as I connect you to someone with a brain but can only tell you what I already did.
CS: Thank you for calling UPS. My name is Taniqua. How can I help you?
Me: You have my tracking number that I put in for the Computer?
CS: Yes Sir.
Me: I received the package. Looks like it was tampered with. Started a claim on 11/17. Do you have resolution to this claim?
CS: Yes Sir. You are the Shipper?
Me: *STUPIDLY* No, I'm the receipient.
CS: Oh, well, we give that information to the Shipper. They have all the information we give them.
Me: Can you tell me what you told them?
CS: No. You are a criminal, and I could spend time in jail just for speaking to you. Is there anything else I can do for you today?
Me: No. Does it normally take 2 1/2 weeks to get a full and complete "As Shipped" package via 2-Day air?
CS: Click.